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MON 19 NOV 2012
YET ANOTHER REASON TO WEAR LONG SLEEVES
“Presumably that is due to the city’s desire to stay classy.” Determine what we’re yelling about in Yet Another Reason to Wear Long Sleeves.
Keywords: Variety, Sport
MON 08 OCT 2012
FORTY THIRD DOWN
“This was actually the subject of some very heated discussions here at GoobNet headquarters.” Discover who totally has an irrational hatred directed at the ineligible man downfield signal in Forty Third Down.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 01 OCT 2012
SEVENTEENTH DOWN
“The game recap hilariously listed the unsportsmanlike conduct as a 20 yard penalty.” Decide how many yards a thoughtless opining penalty would be in Seventeenth Down.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 20 AUG 2012
GOSH, THAT WANG IS XL
“So I guess you could call this a catastro-Feck-up.” Come to the conclusion that we are making no Fecking sense as you discover that Gosh, That Wang is XL.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 13 AUG 2012
COPPER AND MARSHMALLOWS
“It has been far too long.” Know how long is long enough in Copper and Marshmallows.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 30 JUL 2012
PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY TO SOME OTHER LANE
“Information below is accurate, if at all, as of SUN 29 JUL 2012.” Come face to face with another opportunity to locate the GoobNet Super Factual Error in Please Proceed Directly to Some Other Lane.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 14 MAY 2012
41 TO WATCH
“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football
MON 26 MAR 2012
2012 GOOBNET MLS HISTORICAL CUP
“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football, MLS
MON 05 MAR 2012
COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS
“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.
MON 15 AUG 2011
FAR FROM UNLIKELY
“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 18 JUL 2011
COMMENCE BASKING IMMEDIATELY
“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 27 JUN 2011
YES, YOUR OUTFIT IS CAUSING IT
“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 20 JUN 2011
RISING EXCITEMENT, FALLING CONSCRIPTION
“What better way to celebrate the end of the German draft?” Hope that German lager is not also ending in Rising Excitement, Falling Conscription.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 30 MAY 2011
FOR FAIRNESS, FOR HONESTY
“I can’t actually play it, but if I could, I would know how.” See if we are talking about Battleship or Risk in For Fairness, For Honesty.
MON 31 JAN 2011
NOW ACQUIRING SCHWANK
“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the results of the World Group of the 2011 Davis Cup, the 100th edition of the tournament, and of the World Group of the 2011 Fed Cup, the 49th edition.” Welcome a new keyword to the tie in Now Acquiring Schwank.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Tennis, Prediction
MON 27 DEC 2010
ACE LOGJAM RESOURCE
“Snacking Tips: A Story.” See why we didn’t select “Partying, So Can’t Kiss” in Ace Logjam Resource.
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