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MON 11 APR 2016
DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS
“A good name for a division – just not this one.” Don’t divide by zero in Division Championships.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL
MON 28 MAR 2016
2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS
“But anyone who threw out the form book would have been punished.” Don’t forget that the safe phrase is diaper dandy during the exciting conclusion to the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Results.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament
MON 21 MAR 2016
2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS
“Now it is your turn.” Find a way to break it to us gently that you are forfeiting the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Brackets.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive
MON 14 MAR 2016
2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS
“We have also attempted to help you out by providing the origin of each name and some prominent examples of each.” Discover that Twilight is oddly overrepresented in the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Seedings.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament
MON 29 FEB 2016
A SEQUENCE OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SEQUENCED
“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.
Keywords: Variety, Space, Interactive, Solar system
MON 04 JAN 2016
EXCESSIVE REMOTE ACCESS
“Hilariously, several buildings on the island straddle the border.” Understand the unintended consequences of land reclamation in Excessive Remote Access.
Keywords: Variety, United States, Geography
MON 28 DEC 2015
ATTACK EYEBROWS ARE IN PLACE
“When people begin to describe you with the phrase ‘out-crazied by Donald Trump’, it might be time to reexamine your life.” See whose escalators aren’t going all the way to the penthouse suite in Attack Eyebrows Are In Place.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 07 DEC 2015
NOT COUNTING THE D TRAIN
“So famous that they named the park after it.” Be the first in line for Hookers and Blackjack Park, which is Not Counting the D Train.
Keywords: Variety
MON 09 NOV 2015
THE MIND RACES FOR KETCHUP
“Why did I say Liam?” Guess Rumpelstiltskin in The Mind Races for Ketchup.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
MON 28 SEP 2015
GOOBNET WELCOMES YOU TO THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
“This time slot is used only twice this year.” Find out how many more things can be made gold in GoobNet Welcomes You to the Following Presentation of the National Football League.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 21 SEP 2015
REGARDING THE INNER WORKINGS OF WINDMILLS
“Not a substitute for human interaction.” Shut up and take our money in Regarding the Inner Workings of Windmills.
Keywords: Variety, Futurama
MON 14 SEP 2015
A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW
“The Force awakens, but hits the snooze button.” Bring order to a galaxy far, far away – but not without a decent coffee first – in A Certain Point of View.
Keywords: Variety
MON 31 AUG 2015
STILL NO PURPLE
“Provides access to the Botanic Garden, NASA, and Voice of America.” Tune in to Radio Free Universe in Still No Purple.
Keywords: Variety, Transit
MON 17 AUG 2015
SOMETHING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN OF
“The group phase began in June.” Be late to the party in Something to Be Absolutely Certain Of.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Prediction
MON 06 JUL 2015
ENGAGE PARTY YEAR SELECTION MODE
“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 29 JUN 2015
ALL ANSWERS REVEALED
“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup
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