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|21||Women’s World Cup|
MON 22 OCT 2012
“Everybody gets a car!” See how you can win fabulous GoobNet prizes in Here Is Your First Subject.
Keywords: Variety, Game shows
MON 08 OCT 2012
“This was actually the subject of some very heated discussions here at GoobNet headquarters.” Discover who totally has an irrational hatred directed at the ineligible man downfield signal in Forty Third Down.
MON 01 OCT 2012
“The game recap hilariously listed the unsportsmanlike conduct as a 20 yard penalty.” Decide how many yards a thoughtless opining penalty would be in Seventeenth Down.
MON 17 SEP 2012
“Note that peanuts are taken.” Vote for animal crackers or rice cakes in The Charms of Shreveport.
MON 03 SEP 2012
“The Parking Point Designator or PPD angle, which the PM pilot gives her from the PGNS, tells her where to look along the horizontal scale to find the place where the computer thinks they are going to park.” Indicate to the computer that there’s no way you are going to fit between those two SUVs as you make An Eagerly Anticipated Arrival.
MON 20 AUG 2012
“So I guess you could call this a catastro-Feck-up.” Come to the conclusion that we are making no Fecking sense as you discover that Gosh, That Wang is XL.
MON 13 AUG 2012
“It has been far too long.” Know how long is long enough in Copper and Marshmallows.
MON 30 JUL 2012
“Information below is accurate, if at all, as of SUN 29 JUL 2012.” Come face to face with another opportunity to locate the GoobNet Super Factual Error in Please Proceed Directly to Some Other Lane.
MON 14 MAY 2012
“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.
MON 26 MAR 2012
“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.
MON 19 MAR 2012
“So apparently it takes a specific type of mind to join the SPEED.” Determine whether your synapses meet our lofty standards in Please Deposit Solutions for Everything Here.
MON 12 MAR 2012
“Greece’s economic crisis is far and away the largest issue here.” Decide whether another GoobNet rescue package is sorely needed in Electing the Top Elections.
Keywords: Politics, Variety
MON 05 MAR 2012
“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.
MON 30 JAN 2012
“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?.
Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating
MON 26 DEC 2011
“Here’s how to send 2012 a letter.” See what your future self will think of your past self in Just Make the Call Already.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
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