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HERE IS YOUR FIRST SUBJECT

“Everybody gets a car!” See how you can win fabulous GoobNet prizes in Here Is Your First Subject.

Keywords: Variety, Game shows

FORTY THIRD DOWN

“This was actually the subject of some very heated discussions here at GoobNet headquarters.” Discover who totally has an irrational hatred directed at the ineligible man downfield signal in Forty Third Down.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

SEVENTEENTH DOWN

“The game recap hilariously listed the unsportsmanlike conduct as a 20 yard penalty.” Decide how many yards a thoughtless opining penalty would be in Seventeenth Down.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

THE CHARMS OF SHREVEPORT

“Note that peanuts are taken.” Vote for animal crackers or rice cakes in The Charms of Shreveport.

Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

AN EAGERLY ANTICIPATED ARRIVAL

“The Parking Point Designator or PPD angle, which the PM pilot gives her from the PGNS, tells her where to look along the horizontal scale to find the place where the computer thinks they are going to park.” Indicate to the computer that there’s no way you are going to fit between those two SUVs as you make An Eagerly Anticipated Arrival.

Keywords: Variety, Space, Obituary

GOSH, THAT WANG IS XL

“So I guess you could call this a catastro-Feck-up.” Come to the conclusion that we are making no Fecking sense as you discover that Gosh, That Wang is XL.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee

COPPER AND MARSHMALLOWS

“It has been far too long.” Know how long is long enough in Copper and Marshmallows.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics

PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY TO SOME OTHER LANE

“Information below is accurate, if at all, as of SUN 29 JUL 2012.” Come face to face with another opportunity to locate the GoobNet Super Factual Error in Please Proceed Directly to Some Other Lane.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics

41 TO WATCH

“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

2012 GOOBNET MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football, MLS

PLEASE DEPOSIT SOLUTIONS FOR EVERYTHING HERE

“So apparently it takes a specific type of mind to join the SPEED.” Determine whether your synapses meet our lofty standards in Please Deposit Solutions for Everything Here.

Keywords: Variety

ELECTING THE TOP ELECTIONS

“Greece’s economic crisis is far and away the largest issue here.” Decide whether another GoobNet rescue package is sorely needed in Electing the Top Elections.

Keywords: Politics, Variety

COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS

“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

HYPERSPEED DATING: BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN, AND A THIRD?

“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

JUST MAKE THE CALL ALREADY

“Here’s how to send 2012 a letter.” See what your future self will think of your past self in Just Make the Call Already.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

THIS PAGE WILL TAKE ONE SECOND MORE THAN NORMAL

“And anyway, somebody else wrote that one.” Rest assured that it’s totally not our fault in This Page Will Take One Second More than Normal.

Keywords: Variety, Vox pops

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