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MON 03 AUG 2015
THE GOOBNET MLS JOURNEYMAN CHALLENGE
“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Football, MLS
MON 27 JUL 2015
PEOPLE WHO CAN OPTIMISE DISH DEPTH
“For this work, he was awarded the National Medal of Science in 1983.” Win fabulous prizes in People Who Can Optimise Dish Depth.
Keywords: Knowledge, Mathematics
MON 20 JUL 2015
HIGH LEVEL OF INTERESTINGNESS
“This short safety video starring Gary Sinise will show you how.” Reduce your Bacon number in High Level of Interestingness.
Keywords: Space, Commmunity, Mailbox, Solar system
MON 13 JUL 2015
UNITED PASSIONS FOR MONEY
“You will no doubt recall our first special on the arrests, titled ‘Beneath the Sheets with Arrested FIFA Officials’.” Don’t get too close to José Maria Marin in United Passions for Money.
MON 06 JUL 2015
ENGAGE PARTY YEAR SELECTION MODE
“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 29 JUN 2015
ALL ANSWERS REVEALED
“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 22 JUN 2015
INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP FORECAST
“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 15 JUN 2015
THE GRID
“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.
Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 08 JUN 2015
INSISTENCE
“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 01 JUN 2015
HOW TO RESTORE PRIDE IN FOOTBALL
“Footballers are people, not property.” Follow the lead of President Foudy as you discover How to Restore Pride in Football.
MON 25 MAY 2015
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LUÍS FIGO
“And of course, thank you to our musical guests Green Day, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis Costello for helping show us all just how much of an embarrassment Sepp Blatter really is.” Be disappointed that Adele and Norah Jones were unavailable for Schmilblick Patrol: Luís Figo.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, FIFA
MON 18 MAY 2015
OFFENSE ALL AROUND
“Naturally, we were very impressed by this and began to seek other ways to offend both sides of debates.” Discover why everybody is wrong in Offense All Around.
Keywords: Variety
MON 11 MAY 2015
FASTEST FINGER FEST: RETIRED NUMBER EDITION
“Where will it end?” Discover whether “face down in a ditch with no pants” can be an acceptable response to the Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition.
Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest
MON 04 MAY 2015
LITERARY HISTORY BY THE NUMBERS
“The Icelandic language has changed so little over the past thousand years that modern Icelanders can read the famous Icelandic sagas and Poetic Edda.” Learn that literature is not that terrible in Literary History By the Numbers.
Keywords: Variety, Literature
MON 27 APR 2015
STUMP EDVARD ON THE MOTORWAY
“Also, pretty sure that’s illegal.” Read the fine print and try to Stump Edvard on the Motorway.
Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
MON 20 APR 2015
WHEN THIRD IS FIRST
“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms
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