WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 31 AUG 2009
“No serious discussion until you’ve finished your incoherent screaming.” Discover what it takes to become Fox News’s best friend in Louder! Less Sensical!.
MON 24 AUG 2009
“The Football Federation of Australia currently has no information about which venues it intends to propose.” Consider how you are expected to consider something that doesn’t exist in Who Wants to Host the Men’s World Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Indonesia, Japan, Korea Rep, Mexico, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 17 AUG 2009
“How about ‘soylent manufacturing boards’?” Find nice ways of phrasing not nice things in Edvard Stumps Health Insurance.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Health
MON 10 AUG 2009
“To play, click on the answers in the order you believe is correct. Click Clear to erase your answers, or Enter to lock them in.” Make an appointment with this week’s game master in How Fast is Your Finger?.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest
MON 03 AUG 2009
“However, the titular question was left unanswered: Why not Al Franken? Support your answer with a proof.” Come face to face with satire in the true to life story of Administrative Notes.
Keywords: Support, Administrivia
MON 27 JUL 2009
“Holding up her iPod, she continues, ‘Like this would be my Compressed Digital Audio Playback Device, or CDAPD.’” Talk like an astronaut in Focal Plane: Space Indifference.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Space
MON 20 JUL 2009
“Mike, recommend you switch to VHF. Over.” See if your S band transmissions are being read five by in Interaction: 40 Years From the Moon.
Keywords: Space, Politics, Novelty, Interaction
MON 13 JUL 2009
“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 06 JUL 2009
“As you are well aware, deaths of famous people are never funny.” Pay your last lack of respect to some important people in Eight Who Could Potentially Be Missed.
MON 29 JUN 2009
“That’s really nice that you want to make me an All Star, but I really don’t deserve it. Give it to Han Duan instead.” Witness players being team players [even when the team in question exists only for a few days] in What Do You Want to Talk About Today?.
MON 22 JUN 2009
“That’s right, the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network continues to broadcast, regardless of whether anyone is watching it.” Take efficiency measurements that no one can confirm in Jokes Will Not Be Provided in This Format.
MON 15 JUN 2009
“Street installations are designed to last, not to explode.” Find out what sorts of art are designed to do what in How to Identify Street Installations.
Keywords: Support, Instructional video
MON 08 JUN 2009
“Is there a question about me in there? I was hoping for a question about me.” Abandon hope all ye who enter our offices at 49th and Farnsworth in You Versus Everyone Else.
MON 01 JUN 2009
“Do you want the Silly Bucks... or do you want GoobNet?” See if you have what it takes to defeat 64 people in our special twelfth anniversary event, 1 vs GoobNet.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows
MON 25 MAY 2009
“The six opponents from the NHL First League are the four teams that finished last in their respective divisions plus two antiwild cards who are seeded first and second.” Find out where the antiwild things are in The NHL: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Ice hockey
MON 18 MAY 2009
“Do you have some kind of problem with Indianapolis?” Don’t let the NCAA insert television timeouts in 61*.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States
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