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WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

INTERACTION: DATELINE: DISHONESTY

"I just don't have time to go looking for guys at bars or laundromats or clubs or Yahtzee halls." Straighten out your love life with a small straight in Interaction: Dateline: Dishonesty.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

OUR NEW FRIENDS ANGELA AND RENEE

"Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses?" Tackle the most pressing philosophical issues of the day in Our New Friends Angela and Renee.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox

FROM TOFFEE APPLES TO TOFFEE PERMITS

"Hey, I'm eighteen and I was elected mayor too!" Stand up and be counted in From Toffee Apples to Toffee Permits.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER... OR DO THEY?

"This really gives you much more freedom in terms of the types of objects you can build with your nose hairs." Find creative ways out of a jam in Interaction: Cheaters Never Prosper... Or Do They?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

SO MUCH FOR PAGANISM

"'No, I'm something else invisible,' she responds. 'I'm the coalition's exit strategy.'" Plan for everything except the important stuff in So Much for Paganism.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

LOOK AWAY, JOE

"It also prompted Joe Buck to become Tom DeLay." Go from bad to worse in Look Away, Joe.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SAMBA FAAL

"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Gambia

GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE

"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup

THAT'S MY SQUID!

"That's vomitacular." Prepare to be shocked even more than we normally shock you in That's My Squid!.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

FOCAL PLANE: MISPLACED MASCOTS

"Very good, Rick. Shall I throw it on the pyre along with Tammy's body stocking?" Meet the world's best dressed pyromaniac in Focal Plane: Misplaced Mascots.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Focal Plane

YOUR TIE SHOT THE SHERIFF

"But be careful! Not all signs are ripe for the kicking, and not all vowels are ripe for the buying." Stop kicking at the whistle in Your Tie Shot the Sheriff.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA

"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup

COLLEGIATE FIX

"But when we presented this task to them, most of them ran away screaming." Accept the challenge at the risk of your sanity in Collegiate Fix.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football

BEHIND THE STUMP

"Look right there. It's got Tablet Up and Tablet Down keys." Play the Hardware Match Game in Behind the Stump.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

STUMPED BY A NEW VARIANT

"The authorities are on their way." Do what we tell you when we tell you in Stumped By a New Variant.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

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