WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 02 JAN 2005
"A game show with a host who actually plays! Come on!" See if anyone... anyone... anyone wants to play in Be It Resolved.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 26 DEC 2004
"I'm not sure you're addressing these questions about name origins the way the askers wanted." Experience the pride of uncertainty in Titan Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Solar system
SUN 19 DEC 2004
"Four years from now, when you're all being laid off, you will see the error of your ways." Encounter the bitter truth in The Folly of Artest.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 12 DEC 2004
"Are you dialing the right numbers, if you know what I mean?" Experience the virtues of subtlety in Telemarketers on Break.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 05 DEC 2004
"Ha ha! I'm the winner! I'm gonna ban gay civil unions now!" Experience disastrous social reform in Vote for the Fraud.
SUN 28 NOV 2004
"ROAD CONSTRUCTION NEXT 16 KM: TRAFFIC FINES DOUBLED" Don't drink and blow snow in Are We There Yet.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 21 NOV 2004
"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football
SUN 14 NOV 2004
"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive
SUN 07 NOV 2004
"How can this happen? He's from Massachusetts and everything! And he ran against a %&@*ing cowboy! This is madness!" Panic in Interaction: 2004 Election Aftermath.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 31 OCT 2004
"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive
SUN 24 OCT 2004
"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
SUN 17 OCT 2004
"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
SUN 10 OCT 2004
"But then you have to come up with new names for all the extra days, like Catilsday and Anagramday and Uranday, except that you don't want people mispronouncing Uranday because that would be bad." Reallocate nomenclature for diurnal durations in Interaction: X Prize Recap.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 03 OCT 2004
"Kind of ironic, isn't it? 'SpaceShipOne' has no space." Define textual requirements in One Down, One to Go.
SUN 26 SEP 2004
"For instance, this morning when my wife and I had it, it was to give us something to do before the alarm clock went off." Make mornings fun again in Interaction: Categorising Horizontality.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 19 SEP 2004
"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
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