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THE SWISS ARE COMING! THE SWISS ARE COMING!

“It’s a no holds barred fight to decide the king of carelessness, the emperor of impartiality, the knight of neutrality! It’s NeutralMania XXIX, this Sunday!” Be excited for a lack of excitement in The Swiss Are Coming! The Swiss Are Coming!.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

OOPS, WE NOTICED YOU AGAIN

“There, entertainment reporters! You see how annoying your childish attempts at puns are?” Come face to face with the honest truth in Oops, We Noticed You Again.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

QUERELLA HEBDOMÆ

Is there too much flos for conversio to understand it all... or is there too much liquor for Albertus Gore to understand it all? Resolve the issue in Querella Hebdomæ.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fill-in

SCIENTOLOGISTS NEED NOT APPLY

“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

YOU STUMP EDVARD

“You were featured, Bonnie, on page 88,219,343, second column, paragraphs 8 and 9.” Be aware of the location of your success in You Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

GOING OVER THE LINE

“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

CAN YOU SEE THIS?

“So which game show floats your boat? Chain Reaction? The Price is Right? How about Starface?” See where your eyes don’t go in Can You See This?.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

SORRY, ZAK

"I bet all the leadership at NASA is aliens!" Make a wager that not even William Hill would take in Sorry, Zak.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

LAST CHANCE FOR ORBIT

"Aren't there supposed to be seven people on shuttle missions?" Apply your counting skills in Last Chance for Orbit.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

LEAKY TREES STUMP EDVARD

"The US Department of Homeland Security has announced that the water from your tree is not permitted on flights to or from the United States." See how the panic affects botany in Leaky Trees Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

A ROBO CHICK OF YOUR VERY OWN

"Oh, by the way Houston... surprise! I'm not Mark, I'm Scott! Ha ha ha!" Experience the shock of mistaken on-orbit identity in A Robo Chick of Your Very Own.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

SALE OF THE CENTURY

"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Italy, Interactive

PLEASE DO NOT RETRIBUTATE

"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

WHO MAKES THE SQUAD?

"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

"Just don't put us at the Spanish announcers' table." Don't lose your place in the script in Does Not Play Well With Others.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard

MRO YEAH

"This is what we call a stalemated punchline." Develop the boundaries of theoretical humour in MRO Yeah.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

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