WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 04 JAN 2010
“Sorry, Sex and the City 2.” Encounter one of the greatest mistakes in history in That’s Depppreposterous.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 12 OCT 2009
“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, England, United States
MON 29 JUN 2009
“That’s really nice that you want to make me an All Star, but I really don’t deserve it. Give it to Han Duan instead.” Witness players being team players [even when the team in question exists only for a few days] in What Do You Want to Talk About Today?.
MON 08 JUN 2009
“Is there a question about me in there? I was hoping for a question about me.” Abandon hope all ye who enter our offices at 49th and Farnsworth in You Versus Everyone Else.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 18 MAY 2009
“Do you have some kind of problem with Indianapolis?” Don’t let the NCAA insert television timeouts in 61*.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States
MON 16 MAR 2009
“I’ll announce just such a plan after screening The Age of Stupid this weekend!” Learn a lesson from Philip J Fry in Carbon Neutrality Today.
MON 02 FEB 2009
“That would be autocracy.” Just answer the question in The Cassava Shipping Crisis.
MON 29 DEC 2008
“What can we do to encourage the development of domestic shows and movies?” Ensure that every nation’s studios transmit bland garbage in Helping You Understand the United States.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 17 NOV 2008
“As an officer with the LAPD, I am pleased with my colleages’ response to the Great California Shakeout.” Gain confidence that Southern California is completely safe from earthquakes in Drop, Cover, Hold On.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 29 SEP 2008
“Play along and try to beat the GoobNet players!” Play along and try to beat the GoobNet players in Fastest Finger Fest.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 22 SEP 2008
“This was just a thoughtful review of the candidates’ stands on various issues? What a ripoff! I wanted more funny stuff!” Be disappointed at our ethical standards in Examining the Issues.
MON 28 JUL 2008
“If you deem it progress when a female player dunks, you should also deem it progress when a female player throws a punch at an opponent.” See the social implications of behaviour in women’s sports in Mahorn: The Peacemaker.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, WNBA
MON 16 JUN 2008
“And remember, here at Wedding Dresses by Shinai, we believe that you shouldn’t have to pay an arm and a leg just because you slip your arms between each other’s legs.” Make sure that you’re prepared for the legal status of the best day of your life in The Gay Wedding Planner.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 09 JUN 2008
“One vulva says to the other, ‘Wow, that space station toilet is really uncomfortable, isn’t it?’” Take heed of all the New Age advice and listen to what your body is telling you in How Do You Not Go to the Bathroom in Space.
MON 25 FEB 2008
“The announcer says, ‘You could win a million euros today, if you know...’, and then the audience shouts out, ‘Whose Pants Are These’!” Just wait to see who would queue up to be in the audience for Whose Pants Are These, Anyway.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
MON 28 JAN 2008
“It’s going to be awkward seeing her in class this week.” Experience the shock of seeing other people after you’ve found out their real opinions in It Wasn’t Me, Officer.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
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