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THE RESPECT SPONSORS DESERVE

“A painting and Crisco. What’s the connection?” Play for fame, recognition, and a variety of connecting cables in The Respect Sponsors Deserve.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

GLOVELINE

“And it’s very important that you write to us about it, not to Penthouse Forum.” Contemplate the reasons that Halloween can’t occur every day in Gloveline.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

PARDON ME FOR NOT PARDONING

“This has done irreparable damage to his reputation as a fair and just ruler.” Ask who we are and what we have done with GoobNet in Pardon Me for Not Pardoning.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

DAMN YOU, HARD DRIVE!

“I have no idea who won except for all the news articles interviewing Jordin Sparks and asking how she felt about being the winner and what songs she’s going to record with her new contract!” Experience the depth of feeling in Damn You, Hard Drive!.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

THE SWISS ARE COMING! THE SWISS ARE COMING!

“It’s a no holds barred fight to decide the king of carelessness, the emperor of impartiality, the knight of neutrality! It’s NeutralMania XXIX, this Sunday!” Be excited for a lack of excitement in The Swiss Are Coming! The Swiss Are Coming!.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

OOPS, WE NOTICED YOU AGAIN

“There, entertainment reporters! You see how annoying your childish attempts at puns are?” Come face to face with the honest truth in Oops, We Noticed You Again.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

SCIENTOLOGISTS NEED NOT APPLY

“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

GOING OVER THE LINE

“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

CAN YOU SEE THIS?

“So which game show floats your boat? Chain Reaction? The Price is Right? How about Starface?” See where your eyes don’t go in Can You See This?.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

SORRY, ZAK

"I bet all the leadership at NASA is aliens!" Make a wager that not even William Hill would take in Sorry, Zak.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

LAST CHANCE FOR ORBIT

"Aren't there supposed to be seven people on shuttle missions?" Apply your counting skills in Last Chance for Orbit.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

A ROBO CHICK OF YOUR VERY OWN

"Oh, by the way Houston... surprise! I'm not Mark, I'm Scott! Ha ha ha!" Experience the shock of mistaken on-orbit identity in A Robo Chick of Your Very Own.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

PLEASE DO NOT RETRIBUTATE

"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

WHO MAKES THE SQUAD?

"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

MRO YEAH

"This is what we call a stalemated punchline." Develop the boundaries of theoretical humour in MRO Yeah.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

TIPS FOR THE GEEKY

"This would make procreation impossible, except in the case of hermaphrodites." Be a little bit more than you really need to be in Tips for the Geeky.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

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