WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 16 MAR 2009
“I’ll announce just such a plan after screening The Age of Stupid this weekend!” Learn a lesson from Philip J Fry in Carbon Neutrality Today.
MON 02 FEB 2009
“That would be autocracy.” Just answer the question in The Cassava Shipping Crisis.
MON 26 JAN 2009
“I – your name and location here – do swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear interesting questions to Interaction and its hosts and panellists, according to my locality’s television schedule, so help me remote control.” Pledge your allegiance to your favourite interaction programme in Interaction: The Obama Administration.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
MON 27 OCT 2008
“Whose land is it, anyway?” Argue over whether theft is or isn’t property in What’s Your Party?.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz
MON 22 SEP 2008
“This was just a thoughtful review of the candidates’ stands on various issues? What a ripoff! I wanted more funny stuff!” Be disappointed at our ethical standards in Examining the Issues.
MON 18 AUG 2008
“I wish we could have had 2,000 didgeridoo players in Sydney.” Reconsider things for people to do in Interaction: Is the Olympic Truce Dead?.
Keywords: Sport, Politics, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics
MON 30 JUN 2008
“Don’t you just love to grow tobacco?” See what will play in Winston-Salem in Ready, Set, Pander.
MON 06 AUG 2007
“If any of you are standing, please have a seat. I understand this is a no-smoking facility, but if you care to smoke, I wouldn’t mind at all.” Face up to the latent reality in Live from the Time Vault.
Keywords: Propaganda, Politics, Novelty
MON 09 JUL 2007
“This has done irreparable damage to his reputation as a fair and just ruler.” Ask who we are and what we have done with GoobNet in Pardon Me for Not Pardoning.
MON 25 JUN 2007
“So, the vice president’s office must now set upon the difficult task of convincing the American people – and Henry Waxman – that it is not an entity.” Disregard all evidence from the world around you in This Week in Nihilism.
Keywords: Politics, Variety
MON 30 APR 2007
“New Zealand is not Australia’s Canada.” Learn the difference between white and red stars in Stump Edvard About Secularism.
MON 05 MAR 2007
“It’s a no holds barred fight to decide the king of carelessness, the emperor of impartiality, the knight of neutrality! It’s NeutralMania XXIX, this Sunday!” Be excited for a lack of excitement in The Swiss Are Coming! The Swiss Are Coming!.
SUN 15 OCT 2006
“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 16 APR 2006
"Just don't put us at the Spanish announcers' table." Don't lose your place in the script in Does Not Play Well With Others.
SUN 13 NOV 2005
"Hey, I'm eighteen and I was elected mayor too!" Stand up and be counted in From Toffee Apples to Toffee Permits.
SUN 15 MAY 2005
"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
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