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CARBON NEUTRALITY TODAY

“I’ll announce just such a plan after screening The Age of Stupid this weekend!” Learn a lesson from Philip J Fry in Carbon Neutrality Today.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

THE CASSAVA SHIPPING CRISIS

“That would be autocracy.” Just answer the question in The Cassava Shipping Crisis.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

“I – your name and location here – do swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear interesting questions to Interaction and its hosts and panellists, according to my locality’s television schedule, so help me remote control.” Pledge your allegiance to your favourite interaction programme in Interaction: The Obama Administration.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

WHAT’S YOUR PARTY?

“Whose land is it, anyway?” Argue over whether theft is or isn’t property in What’s Your Party?.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

EXAMINING THE ISSUES

“This was just a thoughtful review of the candidates’ stands on various issues? What a ripoff! I wanted more funny stuff!” Be disappointed at our ethical standards in Examining the Issues.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: IS THE OLYMPIC TRUCE DEAD?

“I wish we could have had 2,000 didgeridoo players in Sydney.” Reconsider things for people to do in Interaction: Is the Olympic Truce Dead?.

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics

READY, SET, PANDER

“Don’t you just love to grow tobacco?” See what will play in Winston-Salem in Ready, Set, Pander.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPEED

LIVE FROM THE TIME VAULT

“If any of you are standing, please have a seat. I understand this is a no-smoking facility, but if you care to smoke, I wouldn’t mind at all.” Face up to the latent reality in Live from the Time Vault.

Keywords: Propaganda, Politics, Novelty

PARDON ME FOR NOT PARDONING

“This has done irreparable damage to his reputation as a fair and just ruler.” Ask who we are and what we have done with GoobNet in Pardon Me for Not Pardoning.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

THIS WEEK IN NIHILISM

“So, the vice president’s office must now set upon the difficult task of convincing the American people – and Henry Waxman – that it is not an entity.” Disregard all evidence from the world around you in This Week in Nihilism.

Keywords: Politics, Variety

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT SECULARISM

“New Zealand is not Australia’s Canada.” Learn the difference between white and red stars in Stump Edvard About Secularism.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard

THE SWISS ARE COMING! THE SWISS ARE COMING!

“It’s a no holds barred fight to decide the king of carelessness, the emperor of impartiality, the knight of neutrality! It’s NeutralMania XXIX, this Sunday!” Be excited for a lack of excitement in The Swiss Are Coming! The Swiss Are Coming!.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: TERMINATING THE GOVERNATOR

“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

"Just don't put us at the Spanish announcers' table." Don't lose your place in the script in Does Not Play Well With Others.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard

FROM TOFFEE APPLES TO TOFFEE PERMITS

"Hey, I'm eighteen and I was elected mayor too!" Stand up and be counted in From Toffee Apples to Toffee Permits.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: LOOKING DOWN ON THE DPR

"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

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