MON 03 JAN 2011

SLIPPERY WHEN AWESOME

“I’m gonna start a band called Embarrassingly Awesome.” See their opening act, Nekkid Gra–What?!, in Slippery When Awesome.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

MON 12 JUL 2010

BLUES, ZINGS, AND OCTOPUSES

“You mean, we should have been looking away from it.” See what deserves your full and undivided lack of attention in Blues, Zings, and Octopuses.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

MON 21 DEC 2009

THIS WAY TO THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT

“Starting next year, we will give out an award known as the Capt Chesley A ‘Sully’ Sullenberger Award for the Most Awesome Achievement.” See why there were no other awesome achievements this year in This Way to the Magic Roundabout.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

MON 12 JAN 2009

OF HOMOMATRIMOPHOBIA AND HICKEYS

“Sorry, Betty, but it’s true. There was a time when you would have gotten hickey right away.” Be honest about Betty White’s Password abilities in Of Homomatrimophobia and Hickeys.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

MON 25 AUG 2008

NO HORSES ALLOWED

“But for those of us whose rights haven’t been violated [yet], these Olympics were lots of fun.” Disregard the secret police who are following you around in No Horses Allowed.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee

MON 24 DEC 2007

THE LITTLE GIRL MATH HOUR

“Hopefully, the next president of the US will act as the lead shit getter-together.” Discover why there is currently not a plan to organise everyone’s shit in The Little Girl Math Hour.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

MON 01 OCT 2007

THERE IS HOPE IF YOU’RE FLYING SOLO

“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

MON 01 JAN 2007

DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT AROUND MY NECK

“To me, the more important question is: What will happen to Barker’s Beauties, Barker’s Bargain Bar, and Barker’s Markers?” Ask what everyone else is too scared or lazy to ask in Don’t You Dare Put That Around My Neck.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

SUN 09 JUL 2006

LESS BLUE, PLEASE

"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

SUN 25 DEC 2005

IT'S ADVANCED PROBABILISTIC ANALYSIS WITH TARA REID!

"And if any of you media outlets %&@* this up again, we will personally deliver a lottery machine to your office so that you can conduct the experiment yourselves." Get the right answer for a change in It's Advanced Probabilistic Analysis with Tara Reid!.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

SUN 19 DEC 2004

THE FOLLY OF ARTEST

"Four years from now, when you're all being laid off, you will see the error of your ways." Encounter the bitter truth in The Folly of Artest.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

SUN 29 AUG 2004

FROM THE TORCH TO THE GRILL

"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee

SUN 21 DEC 2003

URINE JOKES? YOU GOT IT

"I'm sorry, but when we're talking about cute spoiled daughters who are next in line to the family fortune, all I can say is: G'uh!" Bust out the pink sweatsuits in Urine Jokes? You Got It.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

SUN 12 OCT 2003

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

SUN 15 DEC 2002

KNEECAPPING 2002

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

SUN 30 JUN 2002

NOW THAT YOU'VE WASTED A MONTH...

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee