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MON 15 DEC 2014
REVISITING THE BEGINNINGS
“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.
MON 17 NOV 2014
SOLUTIONS FOR THE GAME
“FIFA still appears to believe that corruption is composed only of explicit bribery and quid pro quo deals.” Realise that you don’t want to know who is scratching Sepp Blatter’s back in Solutions for the Game.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football
MON 28 JUL 2014
PLUS MAILLOTS
“And it will be fun to see whether riders will attempt to avoid scoring points in order to remain in contention for this classification.” Get shut out in Plus Maillots.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Cycling, Tour de France
MON 30 JUN 2014
AND DID THOSE TEETH
“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 09 JUN 2014
UNNECESSARILY DAMAGING
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 19 MAY 2014
ADDING TO THE NETWORK
“Although there is such a thing as Bay Area Rapid Transit, it actually services an astonishingly small portion of the Bay Area.” See why Salinas never gets its due in Adding to the Network.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 16 DEC 2013
HOW TO RESET THE DOMESTIC CALENDAR
“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.
MON 07 OCT 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 4 COMPLETE
“So, now that our high speed rail network is complete, we urge you to take advantage of it by travelling all throughout the United States.” Take advantage of our complete high speed rail network by travelling all throughout the United States in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 4 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 23 SEP 2013
HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR
“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 16 SEP 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 3 COMPLETE
“You may, however, need your taxpayers’ permission.” See why they’re still pretty darn sad in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 3 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 26 AUG 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 2 COMPLETE
“Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase.” Realise that the little N does not mean nowhere in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 19 AUG 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 1 COMPLETE
“Elon, we will be pleased to do it for you.” Determine whether we should ever be allowed near the Dragon capsule in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 1 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 05 AUG 2013
HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 22 JUL 2013
WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil
MON 01 JUL 2013
AN IMPORTANT UPGRADE
“We felt that this made the rent rules needlessly complex.” Know where to land in An Important Upgrade.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Space, Board games
MON 13 MAY 2013
THE GOOBNET SPEED EXPLORES HEALTH INSURANCE ON WEST EGG
“Because they’re run by rich fuckers who can’t fucking relate to the rest of us.” Determine why either Sacramento or Seattle is going to be very sad in a few weeks in The GoobNet SPEED Explores Health Insurance on West Egg.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Literature
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