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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
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| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 05 NOV 2007
“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows
MON 01 OCT 2007
“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 24 SEP 2007
“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 17 SEP 2007
“That sounds absurdly specific.” Be the first to know about a ligament in a knee in a player on a team in Schmilblick Patrol: Marcel Mathier.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football
MON 27 AUG 2007
“Umm... yeah. So if you could go ahead and sort of tell us your qualifying format for South Africa 2010, that’d be great.” Let football be the boss of you in Do Not Kick Off.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 21 MAY 2007
“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction
MON 23 APR 2007
“Hey, that’s great! You even spelled Nederland correctly.” Don’t look a gift scarf in the mouth in Schmilblick Patrol: Urs Linsi.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 09 APR 2007
“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 26 MAR 2007
“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.
MON 12 FEB 2007
“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.
Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle
MON 05 FEB 2007
“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football
MON 15 JAN 2007
“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.
MON 11 DEC 2006
“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
SUN 26 NOV 2006
“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.
SUN 29 OCT 2006
“Get out of here, you show wrecker you.” Meet a new MP Donnawhy impersonator in Schmilblick Patrol: Tiki Barber.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football
SUN 16 JUL 2006
"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Italy, Interactive
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