WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 30 JAN 2005
"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 21 NOV 2004
"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football
SUN 14 NOV 2004
"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive
SUN 31 OCT 2004
"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive
SUN 24 OCT 2004
"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
SUN 17 OCT 2004
"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
SUN 19 SEP 2004
"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
SUN 12 SEP 2004
"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA
SUN 05 SEP 2004
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 29 AUG 2004
"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
SUN 22 AUG 2004
"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics
SUN 15 AUG 2004
"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
SUN 08 AUG 2004
"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS
SUN 20 JUN 2004
"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA
SUN 30 MAY 2004
"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 02 MAY 2004
"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.
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