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A GAME IN WHICH THE KNEE FIGURED PROMINENTLY

“As it turned out, very few of the scoring plays were silly in any way.” Add a degree of difficulty with opaque face masks in A Game In Which the Knee Figured Prominently.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

CARRY ON KICKING OFF

“Possessions were automatically terminated at the end of each quarter.” Understand the implications of Amontons’s Law in Carry On Kicking Off.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, American football, NFL

REVISITING THE BEGINNINGS

“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

CAN YOU BEAT THE DRAW?

“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

WAITING FOR THE BIG ONE

“Or is it the other way around?” Go about things wrong in Waiting for the Big One.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT

SOLUTIONS FOR THE GAME

“FIFA still appears to believe that corruption is composed only of explicit bribery and quid pro quo deals.” Realise that you don’t want to know who is scratching Sepp Blatter’s back in Solutions for the Game.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football

NUMERIC REVIEW OF LANDON

“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States

DRAFTING HISTORY

“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

EUROPEAN FOOTBALL: ARRRGH!

“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, UEFA

GREEN AND FRIENDS

“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

INTERACTION: DECONSTRUCTING MIKE

“In fact, I’m shocked that more teams don’t have economics taught to their players in house.” Discover if anyone... anyone... wants to learn the importance of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in Interaction: Deconstructing Mike.

Keywords: Novelty, Sport, Interaction, Football, MLS

PLUS MAILLOTS

“And it will be fun to see whether riders will attempt to avoid scoring points in order to remain in contention for this classification.” Get shut out in Plus Maillots.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Cycling, Tour de France

ELEVEN GOALKEEPERS WITH IMMOBILE FROS

“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR WELCOME

“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup

EVERYONE MUST GO

“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup

AND DID THOSE TEETH

“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

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