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MLS IDENTITY

“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows

THERE IS HOPE IF YOU’RE FLYING SOLO

“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP GOALKEEPERS

“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: MARCEL MATHIER

“That sounds absurdly specific.” Be the first to know about a ligament in a knee in a player on a team in Schmilblick Patrol: Marcel Mathier.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football

DO NOT KICK OFF

“Umm... yeah. So if you could go ahead and sort of tell us your qualifying format for South Africa 2010, that’d be great.” Let football be the boss of you in Do Not Kick Off.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

GET THE BECKHAMESSAGE

“The security guard also said something to the effect that you haven’t got any aguante and that being a Chiva qualifies you as a puto.” Count the number of teams in LA in Get the BeckhaMessage.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, MLS

EXAMINING THE FCU-CL FIRST ROUND

“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: URS LINSI

“Hey, that’s great! You even spelled Nederland correctly.” Don’t look a gift scarf in the mouth in Schmilblick Patrol: Urs Linsi.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Women’s World Cup

SUPPORTERS ON PATROL

“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

LET’S TAKE SOME PENALTIES

“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

OUT OF SPACE

“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: FOOTBALL CHALLENGES FOOTBALL

“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football

SCIENTOLOGISTS NEED NOT APPLY

“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DAVID STERN

“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

GOING OVER THE LINE

“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TIKI BARBER

“Get out of here, you show wrecker you.” Meet a new MP Donnawhy impersonator in Schmilblick Patrol: Tiki Barber.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

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