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TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 13 FEB 2012
“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Curling
MON 06 FEB 2012
“Ironically, we can’t get the votes for it in the House.” See if the White House is willing to prepare a bedroom for us in Throw Your Head Into the Ring.
MON 02 JAN 2012
“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 19 DEC 2011
“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball
MON 05 DEC 2011
“This offseason, fans are excited not about a new signing or a big trade, but about the cartoon oriole returning to the team’s cap.” Fix the world, one league at a time, in Occupy Your Team’s Stadium.
MON 28 NOV 2011
“You could run away from the world and become a hermit.” Determine whether hermits have good Internet connections in The Latest from Earth.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 19 SEP 2011
“If you live on a planet that is inhabited by humans, it is even more annoying.” See what Oberon has to offer in Over the Shoes.
Keywords: Support, Misfortune Cookies
MON 12 SEP 2011
“Wish who were here? Al Gore and who else?” Watch for obnoxious robots in Subjunctivitis.
Keywords: Support, Grammar
MON 22 AUG 2011
“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 01 AUG 2011
“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 25 JUL 2011
“You will also find exclusive Internet only features about each of these stories on our Twitter account.” See why we never have more than 140 characters to say about anything in Things Are Currently Not All That Pleasant.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 13 JUN 2011
“Actually, that’s good advice for all teams: Don’t complain about the schedule.” Take our advice with the entire container of salt in Another Chance for Baseball to ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
MON 23 MAY 2011
“However, the black was added just to sell more shit.” See exactly how much shit is the correct amount to sell in What Your Baseball Team Should Wear.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Baseball, MLB, Sport uniforms
MON 09 MAY 2011
“Last week, we were all witnesses to the massive announcement that the data from NASA spacecraft Gravity Probe B confirms two key predictions of general relativity theory.” See if your orbit has precessed less than you anticipated in Has Your Frame Been Dragged?.
MON 02 MAY 2011
“You should swim only in designated swimming places, like pools and holes.” Put safety first in Public Privacy.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 25 APR 2011
“What’s my budget for this task?” Confirm that we always have awesome solutions for everything that will always work as long as someone fronts the money in The GoobNet SPEED Fixes Los Angeles Traffic.
Keywords: Support, SPEED
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