WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 31 DEC 2012
“We here at GoobNet are still hard at work on our machine that makes things stop happening, but with little to no success so far.” Experience our regret at our inability to make One Direction stop happening in Kitchen Prognosticational.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 26 NOV 2012
“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.
MON 12 NOV 2012
“Other than ‘everyone should vote’, ‘everyone and their mother should vote’, and ‘seriously, get your sorry ass out there and vote’, there are not many lessons.” See whose mothers’ sorry asses failed to vote in Meticulous Mathematical Analysis of This Week’s Results.
MON 29 OCT 2012
“GoobNet recommends a no vote and severely questions that said rights were ever under threat.” See if our constitutional amendment to guarantee the right to cookies will succeed in Guide to 2012 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 15 OCT 2012
“Your life has continually been hampered by people who are not excellent to each other.” Avoid all things bogus in How to Become a Dude Who Parties On.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 24 SEP 2012
“We have still been unsuccessful in launching our 24 hour sports news network, for reasons that will forever be a mystery to us.” Determine whether Commissioner Dole is available on such short notice in Flags That We Will Pick Up.
MON 10 SEP 2012
“And with this affordable alternative to air travel, there’s really no reason not to take advantage of this special opportunity and access any destination in this nation that you’d care to.” Get all your ΔΠΔ brothers and sisters together on the Spring Break Express to HEARTANDSOUL Phase 4 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 27 AUG 2012
“Many of you are here today.” Make sure that everyone woke up in time to get off at Tucson in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 3 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 23 JUL 2012
“You can now access the home cities of seventeen of the nineteen Major League Soccer clubs.” Be impatient for the addition of the Rocky Mountain Cup in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 2 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 09 JUL 2012
“You will see that we have plenty of system maps and timetables available.” Realise that there is no need to wait for HEARTANDSOUL Phase 1 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 02 JUL 2012
“We hope we can count on your support in getting this proposal off the ground.” Determine whether Fargo, ND gets its due in See the USA From Your Sleeping Bay.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 25 JUN 2012
“In all, these branches would add more than 1,000 km to the total track distance.” See how it all happened on the 07:38 EDT from Boston in Feel the Need for Laziness.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 11 JUN 2012
“Wait a minute, GoobNet. I never said that.” Determine your top backpedalling speed in The Earthican Chronicles.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 28 MAY 2012
“Yeah, why’s that weird? That’s normal toilet behaviour.” Discover whether Rosalind Franklin Dubois is in tune with your plumbing in The GoobNet SPEED Goes to Overtime.
MON 30 APR 2012
“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Sport uniforms
MON 09 APR 2012
“Have your crazy upstairs neighbours turn off their secret dream transmission device, or at least ask them to change it to something besides the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.” Explain why you had that one crazy dream about Reg, Amber Lynn, and a bottle of windshield wiper fluid in Summary of Now.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
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