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SUN 01 JAN 2006
SANTANA MUWOSS WILL LOVE IT
"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction
SUN 09 OCT 2005
GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE
"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup
SUN 12 JUN 2005
YOU'LL NEVER BITCH ALONE
"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 01 MAY 2005
THE NON-SPECIAL ONES
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
SUN 24 APR 2005
THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 03 APR 2005
¿QUIÉNES SON CHIVAS USA?
"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.
SUN 17 OCT 2004
LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY
"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
SUN 05 SEP 2004
44 IS TOO MANY
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 29 AUG 2004
FROM THE TORCH TO THE GRILL
"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
SUN 15 AUG 2004
AND IT WAS ACTUALLY ON TIME
"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
SUN 02 MAY 2004
22 MATCHES, 22 MOMENTS
"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.
SUN 11 APR 2004
THE ROAD TO DC
"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 29 FEB 2004
OF INVERSIONS AND EXPLOSIONS
"The Lakers came back to win, causing Shaquille O'Neal to call Henderson the 'Big Inadvertent'." Enjoy large silly names from large silly people in Of Inversions and Explosions.
Keywords: Sport, Variety
SUN 25 JAN 2004
FIRST OF THE MOHICANS
"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.
SUN 28 DEC 2003
RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN
"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.
SUN 23 NOV 2003
YOUTH SERVES ITSELF
"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.
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