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307 | Variety |
246 | Support |
226 | Community |
212 | Football |
160 | Novelty |
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MON 28 APR 2014
COME RIGHT IN, MAGIC
“Join us for a moment as we talk about sport.” Join us for a moment as we talk about sport, and then go away the next moment as we cease talking about sport, in Come Right In, Magic.
MON 21 APR 2014
STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ANNE BRONTË
“Why didn’t anyone change it?” Determine that nobody could find the remote control in Stump Edvard About Anne Brontë.
Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Literature
MON 14 APR 2014
DO NOT PLACE IT BEYOND THE LINE
“Travelling is a fun, exciting, and educational thing that everyone should do.” See the Universe in your Chevroverse in Do Not Place It Beyond the Line.
Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC
MON 07 APR 2014
AS ALWAYS, GAUGUIN WAS CORRECT
“Also, those two announcements are completely unrelated.” Discover that there is nothing to see here in As Always, Gauguin Was Correct.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Tournament, History
MON 31 MAR 2014
2014 GOOBNET DECADE CHAMPIONSHIP
“This result also proves the precognitive capabilities of Amber Lynn, who submitted a bracket entitled ‘Never Go Against the Bikini’.” Discover something that MTV learned a long time ago in the 2014 GoobNet Decade Championship.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, History
MON 24 MAR 2014
2014 GOOBNET DECADE CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS
“And he totally said something that made Warren laugh.” Find out what happens when a mutual fund, a derivative aggregation, and a maturing annuity walk into a bar in 2014 GoobNet Decade Championship: Seedings.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, History
MON 17 MAR 2014
PUZZLES FOR YOUR DAY
“This week, we are not going to whine about anything.” Determine when a Weekly Whine is not a Weekly Whine in Puzzles for Your Day.
Keywords: Variety, Interactive
MON 10 MAR 2014
THE BIAS OF REALITY
“But what if you want to know what is really happening in the region?” Resign yourself to finding out only what Vladimir Putin wants you to know in The Bias of Reality.
MON 03 MAR 2014
THE NEED TO DEFUSE TENSIONS RAPIDLY
“You should congratulate yourself on correctly using the phrase ‘free rein’ instead of ‘free reign’.” Discover that it is inconceivable that that word does not mean what you think it means in The Need to Defuse Tensions Rapidly.
MON 24 FEB 2014
CHEETAHS, VIOLINS, AND SANDWICHES
“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 17 FEB 2014
PRESENTED BY LAZINESS
“Some people skate around in circles.” See who can get nowhere fast in Presented By Laziness.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics
MON 10 FEB 2014
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ROGER GOODELL
“Well, I was already going to do all that anyway.” Plan your participation correctly in Schmilblick Patrol: Roger Goodell.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football, NFL
MON 03 FEB 2014
THANK YOU FOR SACKING
“Got it!” Understand what the picture is telling you in Thank You for Sacking.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 27 JAN 2014
REVISITING HALLOWEEN 2013
“Wait, so you get to go about in fancy dress, and your neighbours give you sweets? That sounds fantastic!” Discover that Guy Fawkes isn’t really all that exciting in Revisiting Halloween 2013.
MON 20 JAN 2014
ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR JAN 2014
“Warning: Tournament may contain protests.” See why everyone hell no won’t go in Administrative Notes for JAN 2014.
Keywords: Support, Administrivia
MON 13 JAN 2014
QUESTIONS TO BE ADDRESSED
“At least, he would if you cared about people who are not you.” See what happens to people who make the dangerous mistake of not being you in Questions to Be Addressed.
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