WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 02 JUL 2007
“Well, one good sound effect deserves another, so can we have a Daily Double noise?” Listen to your heart’s content in Interaction: Are You Smarter Than a Game Show?.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Game shows
MON 25 JUN 2007
“So, the vice president’s office must now set upon the difficult task of convincing the American people – and Henry Waxman – that it is not an entity.” Disregard all evidence from the world around you in This Week in Nihilism.
MON 18 JUN 2007
“Is this symptomatic of an aging ISS that may not last longer than the Space Shuttle itself, or is this simply another example of the famous tech support advice, ‘Try cycling the power’?” Try jiggling the cables in Interaction: STS-117 Station Rebooting.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle, ISS
MON 11 JUN 2007
“If you want to see that important information, you will have to watch between the 41st and 42nd minutes after the hour.” Understand the whole world at once in News You Can’t Afford to Use.
MON 04 JUN 2007
“Well, tell Jerry Springer to come out of the closet!” Take care of yourself and each other in More Shrieking.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
MON 28 MAY 2007
“I have no idea who won except for all the news articles interviewing Jordin Sparks and asking how she felt about being the winner and what songs she’s going to record with her new contract!” Experience the depth of feeling in Damn You, Hard Drive!.
MON 21 MAY 2007
“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction
MON 14 MAY 2007
“Why are we eating food?” Ask the difficultly stupid questions in Is Your Regolith Excavator Fun Enough?.
Keywords: Space, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz
MON 07 MAY 2007
“I come from a small farming community in eastern Texas. In fact, it was a little too small for me.” See how size matters in It’s a Pleasure to Meet Y’all.
Keywords: Community
MON 30 APR 2007
“New Zealand is not Australia’s Canada.” Learn the difference between white and red stars in Stump Edvard About Secularism.
MON 23 APR 2007
“Hey, that’s great! You even spelled Nederland correctly.” Don’t look a gift scarf in the mouth in Schmilblick Patrol: Urs Linsi.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 16 APR 2007
“Well, I’ve often paid for things with cards, which has made me wonder one thing. What if I could turn into a fire-breathing hippopotamus?” Learn the unexpected consequences of the plastic in your pocket in Interaction: Numismania.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
MON 09 APR 2007
“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 02 APR 2007
“If you’d like to receive the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, call your cable or satellite provider and ask them to provide the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.” Find out what kind of satellite programming you could be receiving live using television in Programme Alert.
MON 26 MAR 2007
“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.
MON 19 MAR 2007
“As they say here in the US, ‘Rules were made to be broken.’ Or, as we say in the Netherlands, ‘Rules were made? When?’” Encounter a surprise that will affect your life in unknown ways in Welcome Back.
Keywords: Variety
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