WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 05 MAR 2007
“It’s a no holds barred fight to decide the king of carelessness, the emperor of impartiality, the knight of neutrality! It’s NeutralMania XXIX, this Sunday!” Be excited for a lack of excitement in The Swiss Are Coming! The Swiss Are Coming!.
MON 26 FEB 2007
“The Oxford index cards are fast approaching conjunction with the Turntable, so you and your fellow It’s In the Baggies had better start planning for the future.” Be closest to your dreams without going over in Not Now, I’m Coming On Down.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 19 FEB 2007
“There, entertainment reporters! You see how annoying your childish attempts at puns are?” Come face to face with the honest truth in Oops, We Noticed You Again.
MON 12 FEB 2007
“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.
Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle
MON 05 FEB 2007
“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football
MON 29 JAN 2007
Is there too much flos for conversio to understand it all... or is there too much liquor for Albertus Gore to understand it all? Resolve the issue in Querella Hebdomæ.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fill-in
MON 22 JAN 2007
“Would you like to go somewhere and not speak publicly about things together?” Commit to noncommitment in Interaction: How to Destroy Satellites.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction
MON 15 JAN 2007
“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.
MON 08 JAN 2007
“For the love of god, Lindsay, put on some panties!” Experience the magic of clothing in We Know Exactly What You’re Thinking.
Keywords: Support
MON 01 JAN 2007
“To me, the more important question is: What will happen to Barker’s Beauties, Barker’s Bargain Bar, and Barker’s Markers?” Ask what everyone else is too scared or lazy to ask in Don’t You Dare Put That Around My Neck.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 25 DEC 2006
“That’s right, your computer is female. Bet you didn’t know that, did you? She says you never bothered to find out.” Let the truth be told in We Don’t Need No Thought Control.
Keywords: Computers, Support, Deep Whine
MON 18 DEC 2006
“You were featured, Bonnie, on page 88,219,343, second column, paragraphs 8 and 9.” Be aware of the location of your success in You Stump Edvard.
MON 11 DEC 2006
“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
SUN 03 DEC 2006
“Tommy Cruise obviously needs to be monitored, because we don’t know the history of psychiatry and he does.” Stand by for the world’s most predictable joke in Just What They Want.
SUN 26 NOV 2006
“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.
SUN 19 NOV 2006
“This is not because of some lingering resentment toward the life lessons he dispensed on Full House, nor having been victim years ago of one of America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Uncover the depths of a nation’s feelings about Bob Saget in Focal Plane: Aspiring Hosts.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Game shows
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