WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 15 JAN 2018
“There was no official logo, but there was a poster depicting a giant eagle attacking some bobsledders, or something.” Watch out for snakes in Ice and Fire, but No Singing.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics
MON 08 JAN 2018
“From snowboarding to sliding, from curling to hockey, from alpine skiing to ski jumping to freestyle skiing to cross country skiing, this will be the world’s largest winter party.” Find out whether Olaf is invited to the Fastest Finger Fest: Winter Olympic Edition.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Winter Olympics
MON 01 JAN 2018
“We would say that Earth is saying that enough is enough, but really, this is a case of Earth saying that way, way, way too much is enough.” Put your foot down in Silence Broken.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 25 DEC 2017
“Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.” Shut up and get to the point of the Top Lines of an Eternity with Nerds.
MON 18 DEC 2017
“Just say five and win the car.” Do not say R or buy a vowel in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: Lucky Seven.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Game shows, Strategy
MON 11 DEC 2017
“I would also like to formally announce my endorsement of Wen’s description of my decision as a copout.” Stake your claim to “spineless wishy washy weaselling” in Stump Edvard Without Paying to Play.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, United States
MON 04 DEC 2017
“The event featured speeches by the presidents of FIFA and of Russia, who are top contenders for the Corruption Cup.” Apply a sufficient quantity of palm grease in Calling All Pundits.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 27 NOV 2017
“This week, the draw for the 2018 Men’s World Cup will decide who will play whom in Russia.” Refuse to trust Gianni Infantino in Perform the Draw Through a Straw.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 20 NOV 2017
“Red totally counts as dark.” Realise that everything is 40% useless in The Bender B Rodriguez Blackjack and Hookers Cup.
MON 13 NOV 2017
“It was a crushing disappointment to finish a mere thirty points behind Germany.” Heap scorn upon Andy Selva in preparation for A Direct Injection of Sodium Chloride Into the Open Wound.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, Reverse Mailbox
MON 06 NOV 2017
“You are permitted as many guesses as you can possibly attempt within thirty seconds.” Discover that the name is even more apt than it first appears in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: Bonkers.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Game shows, Strategy
MON 30 OCT 2017
“Is actually more of a trapezoid.” Become the kite runner in As Above Ground Tracks, So Below Ground Tracks.
Keywords: Variety, Urban development
MON 23 OCT 2017
“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Administrivia, Football, United States, Netherlands
MON 16 OCT 2017
“i wanna vomit, punch klinsmann in the face, cry, and get my coaching license” Tomorrow is another match, but be forewarned that today The GoobNet SPEED Howls with Incandescent Rage.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States
MON 09 OCT 2017
“To date this season, the Texans, Bengals, Rams, 49ers, Bears, Packers, Patriots, and Buccaneers have all helped the NFL enable Nike’s addiction to creating new and unusual kits.” Discover why nobody has ever tried that fabulous new idea in Rush to Make Adjustments.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 02 OCT 2017
“We are fairly certain that we are going to have to do that.” Don your stray apparel and ensure that you are Fully Prepared for the Future.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL
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