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THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

WHAT DO YOU BRING TO YURI'S NIGHT?

"It's pretty good, for a party that doesn't leave Earth." Set your standards hundreds of kilometres too high in What Do You Bring to Yuri's Night?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Yuri’s Night, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

BLOGGERS STUMP EDVARD

"Although I'm still considering inviting him to my weekly orgy." Meet a young lady from Nantucket in Bloggers Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

¿QUIÉNES SON CHIVAS USA?

"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

INTERACTION: THE FUZZY GENDER LINE

"Indeed, a popular activity is taking off Ken's head or rotating it 360 degrees." Don't play well with others in Interaction: The Fuzzy Gender Line.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

2005 GOOBNET CHAMPIONSHIP

"The host for the final two rounds was Franka Potente." Settle in on your couch for the 2005 GoobNet Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament

ANNOYING VOICE GAME

"In fact, now is the only time to be proud of it. The rest of the time, you should be shamed and embarrassed." Answer questionable sounds in Annoying Voice Game.

Keywords: Variety

SOAP ON A ROPE

"Simultaneously reading one book visually and another tactilely can be a very good thing." Learn to amaze, astonish, and annoy your friends in Soap on a Rope.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

HALF BAKED

"With your help, we can ensure that the US is a safe place for those of us eager to strike fear and panic in the hearts of Americans." Whip those easily led automatons into shape in Half BAKED.

Keywords: Politics, Variety, Intercepted document

HAND IT OVER, BETTMAN

"Any matters not listed in these regulations shall be subject to Commissioner Dole's discretion." Make the pucks your little black friends in Hand It Over, Bettman.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Ice hockey

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ANDY REID

"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TERRELL OWENS

"I didn't know that, Dutch though I may be." Immerse yourself in international ignorance in Schmilblick Patrol: Terrell Owens.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

INTERACTION: HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG?

"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction

THERE'S A TELESCOPE FOR YOU

"The Al Gore Lunar Telescope will operate under the same values under which Al Gore operated his political career." Experience the thrill of the little known third category in There's a Telescope for You.

Keywords: Space, Support, SPEED

LET'S BUILD A HOUSE THERE

"Know what GoobNet stands for? Good Option for Overbearing Bombasity, Not Enough Truth." Unleash bitter honesty in Let's Build a House There.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

ON THE CHECKOUT STAND

"I just open my mouth without thinking!" Jump over Mrs Premise to Mrs Conclusion in On the Checkout Stand.

Keywords: Support, Tabloid

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