WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 23 AUG 2010
“Arkansas State moves from the Sun Belt to the South Central Conference [formerly the SEC West Division].” See why the Red Wolves will be pleased to be part of South Central in Let’s Realign.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football
MON 16 AUG 2010
“But some people refuse to use certain words at all. Why is that?” Control your use of specific phrasing as you try to Stump Edvard with the Power of Words.
Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
MON 09 AUG 2010
“Sorry, University of Notre Dame.” Prepare for the possibility that the Irish will fight back in Collegiate American Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 02 AUG 2010
“Were you alive this past week?” Refuse to divulge certain information that may compromise your agents in the field in The GoobNet News Quiz.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, News, News quiz
MON 26 JUL 2010
“Also, we missed that show.” Ask why we were watching Real Housewives of GoobNet Centre in Audio Fortune Cookies Have Been Cancelled.
Keywords: Variety, Game shows
MON 19 JUL 2010
“Looks like the power is still on in this building. And talking of power, let’s see who our Powerade Chosen Ones for today are.” See who has the highest Castrol Index in So That’s Why My Margarita Is So Confusing.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Misfortune Cookies, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 12 JUL 2010
“You mean, we should have been looking away from it.” See what deserves your full and undivided lack of attention in Blues, Zings, and Octopuses.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 05 JUL 2010
“Your team was something of a letdown by comparison.” Tell everyone’s teams what they might not want to hear in Where Time Has No Place.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Men’s World Cup
MON 07 JUN 2010
“As further punishment, we will then deploy the Prawn Sandwich Brigade to Afghanistan.” See the world’s most élite fighting unit by looking somewhere other than Abundantly True.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
MON 31 MAY 2010
“It is a second tier capability receiving first tier billing.” See what mail merging has to do with Chivas USA in Getting the Most Out of Your Words.
MON 24 MAY 2010
“This is a good idea, but the home stripe should be red, not least because it will allow supporters to cry, ‘The red stripe is beer! Yay beer!’” See why you should be excited to find coloured graphic elements in Best Kits Evar!!!!!!.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 17 MAY 2010
“We are confident that any of these nations would be capable of organising an extremely successful Men’s World Cup.” Evaluate the relative merits of a variety of locations around the world, without taking into account what they will be paying the referees, in Football is Coming Home and Going Away.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 10 MAY 2010
“Will the parties prove unable to form a government and send us all back to the polls again? And if that happens, will the rest of the world laugh at us?” See why John Oliver will be unable to stop Jon Stewart in Interaction: Letting Parliament Hang.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction, United Kingdom
MON 03 MAY 2010
“So, if you live in a free nation, don’t forget to thank the longstanding corruption in Brazilian football for its place in keeping the world safe for democracy.” Celebrate Ricardo Teixeira in the same breath as Ronald Reagan and George W Bush in 20,000, My Ass.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 26 APR 2010
“But although we cover a comprehensive range of topics that affect everyone in the world, there are some stories that we regret we cannot give our customary full attention and insightful coverage to.” See why nobody ever asks us to produce their DVD special features in Prepare for the Hollyhock Revolution.
MON 19 APR 2010
“If you would like a chance to stump Edvard, send all your personally identifying information to that one insane guy who has been at all of the tea party things in the United States.” Be forced into a difficult decision about whether stumping Edvard is really worth it in Let’s Go Into Space and Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
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