GoobNet

GoobNet menu

GoobNet

GO AHEAD, LIVE SOMEBODY ELSE’S FANTASIES

WEEKLY WHINE

... 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019

THE MAILBOX

“Where am I gonna get a polymer matrix from?” Understand that this is one feature with which Pez dispensers are not equipped in The Mailbox.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry, Seinfeld

DISCUSSION OF GOOBNET’S SOLUTION TO COPYRIGHTS

“Of course it’s safe.” Count your fingers in Discussion of GoobNet’s Solution to Copyrights.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Copyright, Use It or Lose It

AS ALWAYS, GAUGUIN WAS CORRECT

“Also, those two announcements are completely unrelated.” Discover that there is nothing to see here in As Always, Gauguin Was Correct.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Tournament, History

THE NEED TO DEFUSE TENSIONS RAPIDLY

“You should congratulate yourself on correctly using the phrase ‘free rein’ instead of ‘free reign’.” Discover that it is inconceivable that that word does not mean what you think it means in The Need to Defuse Tensions Rapidly.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox, Ukraine

ASS PAIRS HANGMAN

“Nobody knows.” Solve the mystery of the missing letters [hint: they’re not missing] in Ass Pairs Hangman.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

BRACKET BEFUDDLEMENT

“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

PROBABLE PAPABILI

“Or will we finally see the most awesome name possible: Pope Lando II?” Determine whether Cardinal Billy Dee Williams is available in Probable Papabili.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Religion

HISTORIC BROADCASTS

“Please try to do better at future Super Bowls.” Get Colin Kaepernick the help he needs in Historic Broadcasts.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Advertising

CONNECTIONS AVAILABLE DURING PHASE 1

“Dude, seriously, that LA to Vegas line cannot open soon enough.” Dude, you should totally talk to that hot chick in the next car on Connections Available During Phase 1.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

ICE HOCKEY’S DAY IN THE SUN

“Who wants to go all the way over there for an ice hockey match? Or for anything, really?” Understand the allure of the Platinum Triangle in Ice Hockey’s Day in the Sun.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ice hockey

DISCUSSION ON THE MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“A robust discussion soon began on our many GoobNet media platforms.” Discover whether more hits were received on FaceGoobNet or GooglebNet Plus in Discussion on the MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

ONLY THREE VOTES FOR KRYPTON

“And by the way, all you suckers who are wearing tin foil hats, those things totally don’t work.” Realise that we totally knew that you were thinking of the star, plus sign, and circle in Only Three Votes for Krypton.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Science fiction

THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE

“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry

DEBBIE’S GREATEST HITS

“That sort of thing may work for Piers Morgan, but not me.” Enjoy your last opportunity to interact in Debbie’s Greatest Hits.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Debbie

BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: HOW ARE YOU MULTIPLYING?

“If you figure out how to survive the integer boarding, we will ship you off to the Island of Dr Brain.” Make sure your Hint Watch is fully charged in But Who’s Multiplying: How Are You Multiplying?.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox, But Who’s Multiplying

THE CELEBRITY HALFPIPE INVITATIONAL

“I’ve shown you my Raging Beaver. Now you show me yours.” See what is happening within the Olympic Village in The Celebrity Halfpipe Invitational.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Sport, Winter Olympics

PLEASE SEND ALL POORLY PLANNED BUSINESS PROPOSALS TO <GOOBNET‍@‍GOOBNET.NET>

© 2023 GOOBNET ENTERPRISES, INC [WHICH DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST HOWEVER]

THIS FILE ACCURATE AS OF: SAT 07 JAN 2023 – 22:19:44 UTC · GENERATED IN 0.010 SECONDS