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CERTAINTY

“If any of these groups do not end up in this order at the end of 2008, we will punish our team of prognosticators by making them officiate a match between Perivia and Panagura.” Ensure that you packed your sunscreen in Certainty.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Prediction

DO NOT KICK OFF

“Umm... yeah. So if you could go ahead and sort of tell us your qualifying format for South Africa 2010, that’d be great.” Let football be the boss of you in Do Not Kick Off.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

LESS BLUE, PLEASE

"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

PLEASE DO NOT RETRIBUTATE

"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

"TOGO-AGOGO" AND OTHER STUPID PUNS

"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Togo, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTATORS

"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LULA DA SILVA

"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup

STAY WHERE YOU ARE

"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Intercepted document

WHO MAKES THE SQUAD?

"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP DRAW

"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE

"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA

"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup

LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY

"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD

"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup

INSERT GENERIC 'SHIRTY' JOKE HERE

"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, CAF, Men’s World Cup

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