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MON 24 OCT 2016
RUSH TO JUDGMENT
“Can you come up with a better combination than the NFL?” Dare to wear two things that are the same colour in Rush to Judgment.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 29 AUG 2016
RUSH FOR THE EXITS
“We’re not wearing anything ridiculous like that. Fuck off.” Tell Roger Goodell in which direction he may mark off the fifteen yards in Rush for the Exits.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms
MON 22 AUG 2016
I TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
“And after that, it must figure out what it is going to do with Dilma Rousseff.” Discover a solution better than “change the colour of her diving pool” in I Take My Clothes Off in Your General Direction.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 15 AUG 2016
GRABBING FOR THE RINGS
“Having ten boxing events for men, but only three for women, is an outrage.” See who has the will of the warrior in Grabbing for the Rings.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 08 AUG 2016
STUMPING EDVARD TAKES OFF
“It’s right there in the name.” Avoid the soylent manufacturing facilities in Stumping Edvard Takes Off.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Aviation, Summer Olympics
MON 01 AUG 2016
ALL GLORY TO THE SPONSORS
“Wait, how did that last one get in there?” See what Amber Lynn slipped past the editor this time in All Glory to the Sponsors.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Summer Olympics
MON 18 JUL 2016
K ORIENTATION IS SUCCESSFUL
“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.
MON 09 MAY 2016
THE MOST UNLIKELY CHAMPIONS
“With José Mourinho back at the helm, the Blues were once again unstoppable.” Set sail on the good ship HMS Modesty in The Most Unlikely Champions.
MON 02 MAY 2016
THE WOMAN CARD IS IN FACT A YELLOW CARD
“This may look like an intractable problem, but in fact, it is totally tractable.” Compute your optimal hat trick speed in The Woman Card Is In Fact a Yellow Card.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, United States, Interactive
MON 18 APR 2016
FEMALE FOOTBALLERS AND FUNDING
“These are the exact same things the male players do, and the female players are working just as hard at it.” Do the right thing in Female Footballers and Funding.
Keywords: Propaganda, Sport, Variety, Football
MON 11 APR 2016
DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS
“A good name for a division – just not this one.” Don’t divide by zero in Division Championships.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL
MON 07 MAR 2016
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: GIANNI INFANTINO
“Well, good luck with your chemicals, and keep disposing them properly.” Take care of yourself and your follicles in Schmilblick Patrol: Gianni Infantino.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football
MON 08 FEB 2016
64 OTHER NAMES
“Please stop, because this is our Weekly Whine.” Present your own Daily Diatribe as a rebuttal to 64 Other Names.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL
MON 11 JAN 2016
LEAGUE CUP SPONSORS EXIST
“One must surely ask why league cups exist.” Identify things that should be on the FAQ list in League Cup Sponsors Exist.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive
MON 21 DEC 2015
STUMP EDVARD REGARDING THE NFL
“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL
MON 14 DEC 2015
HELP THE 2016 MEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
“But that’s totally not the same thing.” Enjoy equality without identicality as you Help the 2016 Men’s European Championship.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, UEFA, Interactive
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