WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 15 JAN 2006
"If you're going to swear, just %&@*ing do it." Be a pain in the ass in Moratorium.
Keywords: Support, STING
SUN 23 OCT 2005
"It also prompted Joe Buck to become Tom DeLay." Go from bad to worse in Look Away, Joe.
SUN 18 SEP 2005
"But be careful! Not all signs are ripe for the kicking, and not all vowels are ripe for the buying." Stop kicking at the whistle in Your Tie Shot the Sheriff.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
SUN 04 SEP 2005
"But when we presented this task to them, most of them ran away screaming." Accept the challenge at the risk of your sanity in Collegiate Fix.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football
SUN 19 JUN 2005
"But remember, being too kind with your handshake can be just as bad as being too harsh." Learn to bake and shake in How to Shake Hands with Your Referee.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Football, Instructional video
SUN 22 MAY 2005
"The answer: No. And not just because 'localised global warming' is an oxymoron." Present the possibility of poor phrasing in CSI: Bolotnikovo.
Keywords: Support, SPEED
SUN 20 FEB 2005
"Any matters not listed in these regulations shall be subject to Commissioner Dole's discretion." Make the pucks your little black friends in Hand It Over, Bettman.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Ice hockey
SUN 23 JAN 2005
"The Al Gore Lunar Telescope will operate under the same values under which Al Gore operated his political career." Experience the thrill of the little known third category in There's a Telescope for You.
SUN 09 JAN 2005
"I just open my mouth without thinking!" Jump over Mrs Premise to Mrs Conclusion in On the Checkout Stand.
Keywords: Support, Tabloid
SUN 11 JUL 2004
"Is not possible 84 straight times, unless your name is Lou Piniella." Offer a demonstration of how the runner was safe in Gagné Ya.
Keywords: Support
SUN 04 JUL 2004
"My mom won't let me read GoobNet!" Make your PICS labels pay in That's Just Not Likely.
Keywords: Support, Tabloid
SUN 20 JUN 2004
"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA
SUN 13 JUN 2004
"Actually, it doesn't matter what kind of sporting event it is. With John Tesh and John McEnroe announcing together, how can you go wrong?" Engage in a stimulating discussion over whether the ball was in in That's What We'd Like to See.
Keywords: Support, SPEED
SUN 07 MAR 2004
"How about Carolina chartreuse?" Identify room for chromatic improvement in If You Can't Beat Them....
SUN 15 FEB 2004
"This is a favourite exercise of Honduras coach Bora Milutinovic." Keep your eye on the ball in Finally, Something to Do Before the Third Place Match.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 04 JAN 2004
"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, American football
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