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SUN 20 MAR 2005
2005 GOOBNET CHAMPIONSHIP
"The host for the final two rounds was Franka Potente." Settle in on your couch for the 2005 GoobNet Championship.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament
SUN 13 MAR 2005
ANNOYING VOICE GAME
"In fact, now is the only time to be proud of it. The rest of the time, you should be shamed and embarrassed." Answer questionable sounds in Annoying Voice Game.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 27 FEB 2005
HALF BAKED
"With your help, we can ensure that the US is a safe place for those of us eager to strike fear and panic in the hearts of Americans." Whip those easily led automatons into shape in Half BAKED.
Keywords: Politics, Variety, Intercepted document
SUN 02 JAN 2005
BE IT RESOLVED
"A game show with a host who actually plays! Come on!" See if anyone... anyone... anyone wants to play in Be It Resolved.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 19 DEC 2004
THE FOLLY OF ARTEST
"Four years from now, when you're all being laid off, you will see the error of your ways." Encounter the bitter truth in The Folly of Artest.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 12 DEC 2004
TELEMARKETERS ON BREAK
"Are you dialing the right numbers, if you know what I mean?" Experience the virtues of subtlety in Telemarketers on Break.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 28 NOV 2004
ARE WE THERE YET
"ROAD CONSTRUCTION NEXT 16 KM: TRAFFIC FINES DOUBLED" Don't drink and blow snow in Are We There Yet.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 17 OCT 2004
LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY
"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
SUN 05 SEP 2004
44 IS TOO MANY
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 29 AUG 2004
FROM THE TORCH TO THE GRILL
"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
SUN 15 AUG 2004
AND IT WAS ACTUALLY ON TIME
"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
SUN 09 MAY 2004
CONSUMER PURPORTS
"You'll never take us alive, coppers! Muggsy, getcher Tommy gun!" Stand by for binary noir in Consumer Purports.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 02 MAY 2004
22 MATCHES, 22 MOMENTS
"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.
SUN 18 APR 2004
PLACE YOUR HETS
"Do you guys not have bandwidth?" Assess your data transfer requirements in Place Your HETs.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night
SUN 11 APR 2004
THE ROAD TO DC
"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 21 MAR 2004
TIP THE SCALE
"Besides, just how much work do we have to give to astronaut John 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood HST Repair Guy' Grunsfeld?" Offer discounts to repeat customers in Tip the Scale.
Keywords: Space, Variety
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