WEEKLY WHINE
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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 22 DEC 2014
“In fact, so many things are happening that our coffee machine is broken.” Discover why you should have stuck with the hot chocolate in Bees.
MON 15 DEC 2014
“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.
MON 08 DEC 2014
“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 01 DEC 2014
“Where am I gonna get a polymer matrix from?” Understand that this is one feature with which Pez dispensers are not equipped in The Mailbox.
MON 24 NOV 2014
“Or is it the other way around?” Go about things wrong in Waiting for the Big One.
MON 17 NOV 2014
“FIFA still appears to believe that corruption is composed only of explicit bribery and quid pro quo deals.” Realise that you don’t want to know who is scratching Sepp Blatter’s back in Solutions for the Game.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football
MON 10 NOV 2014
“We here at GoobNet are obviously going to have to reassess whether we will continue to provide this service to you in future.” Influence Reg’s decision making process by fixing his Jump to Conclusions mat in Results of 2014 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 03 NOV 2014
“GoobNet recommends a no vote and reminds the people of Rhode Island that they have a legislature.” Live in abject fear of the day that Mr Griffin goes to Providence in Guide to 2014 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 27 OCT 2014
“If not, allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on.” Allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on, which is a Fastest Finger Fest: Misleading Edition.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest
MON 20 OCT 2014
“They are obviously doing something right, considering that their reach is much greater than ours.” Find out why our FuchsiaZone channel is not coming in clearly in Join Us in Keeping Fear Alive.
MON 13 OCT 2014
“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States
MON 06 OCT 2014
“You deserve better, and we are going to give you better.” Discover just how far we have to climb in Improving Upon Worst.
MON 29 SEP 2014
“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.
MON 22 SEP 2014
“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, UEFA
MON 15 SEP 2014
“Of course it’s safe.” Count your fingers in Discussion of GoobNet’s Solution to Copyrights.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Copyright, Use It or Lose It
MON 08 SEP 2014
“This obviously has nothing to do with the stated purpose of copyright law, which is to encourage authors to create works and to make those works available to the public.” Realise that you really don’t want to know what encouraged us to create GoobNet in GoobNet Solves Copyrights.
Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Copyright, Use It or Lose It
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