WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 04 FEB 2013
“Hi, I’m Betty White for GoobNet.” Find out how hot it is in Cleveland in Not a Joke, a Sales Campaign.
Keywords: Variety, Advertising
MON 28 JAN 2013
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 21 JAN 2013
“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
MON 14 JAN 2013
“Any damn fool can land on Mars with a huge wad of bounding air bags.” Become familiar with the type of damn fool that made a successful landing in Partial Recall of 2012.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 07 JAN 2013
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL, Sport uniforms
MON 31 DEC 2012
“We here at GoobNet are still hard at work on our machine that makes things stop happening, but with little to no success so far.” Experience our regret at our inability to make One Direction stop happening in Kitchen Prognosticational.
MON 24 DEC 2012
“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive
MON 17 DEC 2012
“The land that gave America its own oven.” Find out the location of America’s Panini Press in Wholly Objective Indexing of States.
Keywords: Variety, United States
MON 10 DEC 2012
“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.
Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football
MON 03 DEC 2012
“Criteria include layout and ease of navigation, design, quality, services, and airlines serviced.” Find out why we need so many Wolfgang Puck Expresses in Assessment of Major Terminals.
MON 26 NOV 2012
“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.
MON 19 NOV 2012
“Presumably that is due to the city’s desire to stay classy.” Determine what we’re yelling about in Yet Another Reason to Wear Long Sleeves.
MON 12 NOV 2012
“Other than ‘everyone should vote’, ‘everyone and their mother should vote’, and ‘seriously, get your sorry ass out there and vote’, there are not many lessons.” See whose mothers’ sorry asses failed to vote in Meticulous Mathematical Analysis of This Week’s Results.
MON 05 NOV 2012
“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Administrivia
MON 29 OCT 2012
“GoobNet recommends a no vote and severely questions that said rights were ever under threat.” See if our constitutional amendment to guarantee the right to cookies will succeed in Guide to 2012 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 22 OCT 2012
“Everybody gets a car!” See how you can win fabulous GoobNet prizes in Here Is Your First Subject.
Keywords: Variety, Game shows
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