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ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2011

“Which element, if removed from Earth, would cause the most disruption without resulting in the extinction of humanity?” Find out if we really do need our lithium in Administrative Notes for APR 2011.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

FOR TETHERBALL ENTHUSIASTS

“There was a real Ichabod Crane?” Count the heads in For Tetherball Enthusiasts.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Debbie

DEBBIE’S GREATEST HITS

“That sort of thing may work for Piers Morgan, but not me.” Enjoy your last opportunity to interact in Debbie’s Greatest Hits.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Debbie

2011 GOOBNET BRITISH GAME SHOW CHAMPIONSHIP

“Here are the results of the first GoobNet British Game Show Championship, determining the British game show that best captures the British ideals of testing knowledge and acting in a condescending manner toward those whose knowledge is lacking.” See who will take the next Walk of Shame when we return to the 2011 GoobNet British Game Show Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Game shows, United Kingdom, Debbie

INTERACTION: THE PAST

“You can get totally sauced now you haven’t got to prepare for next week.” Retroactively enjoy the weekend that was ahead of us but is now behind us in Interaction: The Past.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

THE REPLACEMENT

“The challenge is enormous.” Discover what we will all be witnesses to in The Replacement.

Keywords: Computers, Support, Deep Whine

IT’S A COLLECTIVE BARGAIN!

“And it’s about to get even stranger.” See how much longer Scott Walker can remain anonymous in It’s a Collective Bargain!.

Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies

SURPRISE ME, WATSON

“Of course, it is not just any computer, and they are not just any humans.” See if your signalling device is not just any signalling device in Surprise Me, Watson.

Keywords: Variety, Computers, Game shows

DO NOT FUEL YOUR LIGHTER WITH IT

“Complete this box such that each row, column, and diagonal contains exactly one asterisk.” Figure out where the calculators would go in Do Not Fuel Your Lighter with It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Sport, American football, NFL

NOW ACQUIRING SCHWANK

“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the results of the World Group of the 2011 Davis Cup, the 100th edition of the tournament, and of the World Group of the 2011 Fed Cup, the 49th edition.” Welcome a new keyword to the tie in Now Acquiring Schwank.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Tennis, Prediction

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

“So the question is: Have your newspaper horoscopes been wrong this whole time? And the answer is: Who cares?” Determine whether Quaoar is rising in Ophiuchus in Welcome to the Party.

Keywords: Variety

PLEASE REPORT ALL EXPLODING WHALES

“I heartily recommend creating this article and seeing how long it lasts before Wikipedia undergoes a total existence metacrisis.” Prove that everything we say is a lie – except that – and that – and that – and that – in Please Report All Exploding Whales.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Computers

WE TOO AVOID HEAT’S HOTEL

“You know what you did, basketball.” Determine whether David Stern has any shame in We Too Avoid Heat’s Hotel.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT, Sport

SLIPPERY WHEN AWESOME

“I’m gonna start a band called Embarrassingly Awesome.” See their opening act, Nekkid Gra–What?!, in Slippery When Awesome.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

ACE LOGJAM RESOURCE

“Snacking Tips: A Story.” See why we didn’t select “Partying, So Can’t Kiss” in Ace Logjam Resource.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MONTY PYTHON EDITION

“Now it’s time to see if your brain hurts or if you always look on the bright side of life.” Don’t try to use a try-finally clause in Fastest Finger Fest: Monty Python Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

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