WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 18 FEB 2008
“Your special someone is out there.” Be happy with the unspecified location of compatible personnel in Mmmm, Prognostication.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 11 FEB 2008
“Used correctly, advertising on the Internet can help people find other sources for similar products or similar information.” Begin a futile search for GoobNet’s closest approximation in Focal Plane: The Age of Overadvertising.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
MON 04 FEB 2008
“Do you want us to start swearing at each other? Because we could totally do that.” Encourage bitchiness in Things That Ain’t Right.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
MON 28 JAN 2008
“It’s going to be awkward seeing her in class this week.” Experience the shock of seeing other people after you’ve found out their real opinions in It Wasn’t Me, Officer.
MON 21 JAN 2008
“Anybody who makes jokes about your natural hair should be attacked, even if it was really funny.” Confront those who make use of confrontation in Take Cover.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 14 JAN 2008
“Rebecca would like to know what Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are going to do next week now that they have exhausted what she describes as their ‘Help, our writers aren’t here, what are we gonna do’ jokes.” Tune in to the 24 hour Survivor network in Interaction: Golden Globe Award Show.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
MON 07 JAN 2008
“By drawing attention to the plight of ordinary consumers, we have shamed the incompetent, yet strangely super-rich executives who make decisions at these large corporations.” Examine fairness and why it doesn’t exist in You’re Welcome.
Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP
MON 31 DEC 2007
“If any of these groups do not end up in this order at the end of 2008, we will punish our team of prognosticators by making them officiate a match between Perivia and Panagura.” Ensure that you packed your sunscreen in Certainty.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
MON 24 DEC 2007
“Hopefully, the next president of the US will act as the lead shit getter-together.” Discover why there is currently not a plan to organise everyone’s shit in The Little Girl Math Hour.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 17 DEC 2007
“Ours is vastly superior to any other television news network that you will ever see, and not just because we cover topics that actually matter, as opposed to some guy who was mistakenly charged too much money on a bill, a story that was apparently first broken by The Onion.” Meet the area man whose artwork is totally amazing in The World As of the Present Moment in Time.
MON 10 DEC 2007
“How and why did Halloween become an occasion for college girls to wear incredibly hot and revealing costumes? Not that I’m complaining, mind you.” Examine the many ways in which a hobo can be made sexy in Why Are Things the Way They Are?.
MON 03 DEC 2007
“How does one research graffiti?” Encounter some of the world’s most pointless professions in Schmilblick Patrol: Don Garber.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, MLS
MON 26 NOV 2007
“It gives me great pleasure to announce my new publication, the Antisocial Register.” Read about all of our Friends of GoobNet in Waiting for Hayden.
Keywords: Variety
MON 19 NOV 2007
“A painting and Crisco. What’s the connection?” Play for fame, recognition, and a variety of connecting cables in The Respect Sponsors Deserve.
MON 12 NOV 2007
“Drew has also performed an act that was previously thought to be impossible: making Double Prices interesting.” Say “Shazam!” as you click the link to Evaluation of Drew.
Keywords: Novelty, Game shows
MON 05 NOV 2007
“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows
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