WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 26 MAR 2006
"You can't really see the Universe expanding. Not with the naked eye." Don't trust your eyes, which can deceive you, in Interaction: Explaining the Inflation Fetish.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 19 MAR 2006
"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.
SUN 12 MAR 2006
"This is what we call a stalemated punchline." Develop the boundaries of theoretical humour in MRO Yeah.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 05 MAR 2006
"But it's not enough just to provide things that make you smart, give you support, offer new experiences, bring you together, and differentiate themselves." Take stock of yourself in Quarterly Review.
Keywords: Knowledge, Administrivia
SUN 26 FEB 2006
"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics
SUN 19 FEB 2006
"That's right, Terrell. Today we're going to show you some methods that you can use to ensure that you'll be swearing, bitching, and whining for years to come." Discover the secret to safe writing in The de-Huh?-ification of the World.
Keywords: Novelty
SUN 12 FEB 2006
"This would make procreation impossible, except in the case of hermaphrodites." Be a little bit more than you really need to be in Tips for the Geeky.
SUN 05 FEB 2006
"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 29 JAN 2006
"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA
SUN 22 JAN 2006
"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
SUN 15 JAN 2006
"If you're going to swear, just %&@*ing do it." Be a pain in the ass in Moratorium.
SUN 08 JAN 2006
"Yeah, I live in the base on Cruella Peak. But I'm thinking of building a habitat on Pongo Planitia." See everything in black and white in Because Old Horizons Just Suck.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system
SUN 01 JAN 2006
"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction
SUN 25 DEC 2005
"And if any of you media outlets %&@* this up again, we will personally deliver a lottery machine to your office so that you can conduct the experiment yourselves." Get the right answer for a change in It's Advanced Probabilistic Analysis with Tara Reid!.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 18 DEC 2005
"I mean, you wouldn't want to spend a full day training here at the Russian cosmonaut base only to have to see some incomprehensible brand name on a urinal cake, would you?" Let familiarity breed illogic in You Can't Fool Edvard.
SUN 11 DEC 2005
"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup
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