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307 | Variety |
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71 | Men’s World Cup |
69 | Interactive |
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SUN 01 FEB 2004
"'Shandi, we are going to get contacts for you.' Nooooooooooooooooo!" Disagree with reality in One Week of Solid Pain.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 25 JAN 2004
"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.
SUN 18 JAN 2004
"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 11 JAN 2004
"It feels like a turtle crawling around on my shoulder." Experience reptilian sensations in Interaction: Does the Internet Blow?.
Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 04 JAN 2004
"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, American football
SUN 28 DEC 2003
"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.
SUN 21 DEC 2003
"I'm sorry, but when we're talking about cute spoiled daughters who are next in line to the family fortune, all I can say is: G'uh!" Bust out the pink sweatsuits in Urine Jokes? You Got It.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 14 DEC 2003
"I mean, who would have thought that someone could have two television shows, and the sitcom would be the one that isn't funny?" Debate the merits of counterintuitive programming in Welcome to the Humourless Era.
SUN 07 DEC 2003
"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....
Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive
SUN 30 NOV 2003
"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.
SUN 23 NOV 2003
"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.
SUN 16 NOV 2003
"But I think that if this goes on much longer, people will start leaving their literal $#!+ around on the streets." Get down with the dirtiest Weekly Whine ever in Interaction: Remaining Affectionate in Public.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 09 NOV 2003
"The phrase mathematical motivational speaker may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in Focal Plane: Numerical Applications.
Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 02 NOV 2003
"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA
SUN 26 OCT 2003
"Man, I'm always the Danish tour guide leading a tour that goes horribly wrong." Repeat the circumstance of introductory anomalies in Magic Guacamole.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 19 OCT 2003
"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.
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