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ONE WEEK OF SOLID PAIN

"'Shandi, we are going to get contacts for you.' Nooooooooooooooooo!" Disagree with reality in One Week of Solid Pain.

Keywords: Variety

FIRST OF THE MOHICANS

"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS, UEFA

INTERACTION: GETTING BACK TO IT

"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: DOES THE INTERNET BLOW?

"It feels like a turtle crawling around on my shoulder." Experience reptilian sensations in Interaction: Does the Internet Blow?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

STAND AND JEER

"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, American football

RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN

"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

URINE JOKES? YOU GOT IT

"I'm sorry, but when we're talking about cute spoiled daughters who are next in line to the family fortune, all I can say is: G'uh!" Bust out the pink sweatsuits in Urine Jokes? You Got It.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

WELCOME TO THE HUMOURLESS ERA

"I mean, who would have thought that someone could have two television shows, and the sitcom would be the one that isn't funny?" Debate the merits of counterintuitive programming in Welcome to the Humourless Era.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

STAY ON TARGET...

"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

PORTUGAL GETS ITS KICKS

"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, UEFA

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

INTERACTION: REMAINING AFFECTIONATE IN PUBLIC

"But I think that if this goes on much longer, people will start leaving their literal $#!+ around on the streets." Get down with the dirtiest Weekly Whine ever in Interaction: Remaining Affectionate in Public.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

FOCAL PLANE: NUMERICAL APPLICATIONS

"The phrase mathematical motivational speaker may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in Focal Plane: Numerical Applications.

Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Focal Plane

WOULD YOU REALLY WEAR THAT?

"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

MAGIC GUACAMOLE

"Man, I'm always the Danish tour guide leading a tour that goes horribly wrong." Repeat the circumstance of introductory anomalies in Magic Guacamole.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

ALL TOGETHER NOW

"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.

Keywords: Space, Variety

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