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THE LATEST ON THE ELECTIONS THAT MATTER

“That’s not a fly.” Watch out for snakes in The Latest on the Elections That Matter.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPLUT

INTERACTION: DERIVING AND ITS INFLUENCES

“Well, perhaps we should end our programme here, before I am banished from the kingdom of Arendelle.” Discover who is not amused in Interaction: Deriving and Its Influences.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Film, Frozen 2

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“I heard that you had gone insane. But nobody really seemed to believe that.” Wake up the sheeple in The Exciting Conclusion to Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

SELECTED SCENES FROM FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“I’m sorry, but I can’t hire someone who tracks snow behind him everywhere he goes. It’s a liability. Think of the customers.” Contact your nearest Arendellian Family Life Assurance Company associate in Selected Scenes from Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“As a result, Olaf, eager to dive into the local culture, is treated to a variety of new experiences: living in a cramped apartment; being awoken in the middle of the night by disturbances on the street; attending community meetings at which their neighbours demand a voice in the political process; seeing Elsa in plain, threadbare clothing with her braid cut off; wearing clothing himself; itching.” Rest assured that the phrase electric boogaloo is nowhere to be found in Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

SHOULD ELSA BE GIVEN A GIRLFRIEND?

“A knowing smile appears on Amber Lynn’s face.” Turn away and slam the door as you ask Should Elsa Be Given a Girlfriend?.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

ESTABLISHMENT OF A LINGO

“I’ve never heard of that.” Prepare for further edumacation in Establishment of a Lingo.

Keywords: Variety

THE MOST UNLIKELY CHAMPIONS

“With José Mourinho back at the helm, the Blues were once again unstoppable.” Set sail on the good ship HMS Modesty in The Most Unlikely Champions.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

THE WOMAN CARD IS IN FACT A YELLOW CARD

“This may look like an intractable problem, but in fact, it is totally tractable.” Compute your optimal hat trick speed in The Woman Card Is In Fact a Yellow Card.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, United States, Interactive

STUMP EDVARD ON A TOWER

“Its design was inspired by the Eiffel Tower, then a new architectural wonder.” Raise the roof in Stump Edvard on a Tower.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Architecture

FEMALE FOOTBALLERS AND FUNDING

“These are the exact same things the male players do, and the female players are working just as hard at it.” Do the right thing in Female Footballers and Funding.

Keywords: Propaganda, Sport, Variety, Football

DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS

“A good name for a division – just not this one.” Don’t divide by zero in Division Championships.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2016

“Why not join in today and begin imploding?” Avoid the obvious but wrong answer in the Administrative Notes for APR 2016.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“But anyone who threw out the form book would have been punished.” Don’t forget that the safe phrase is diaper dandy during the exciting conclusion to the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Results.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament

2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“Now it is your turn.” Find a way to break it to us gently that you are forfeiting the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive

2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“We have also attempted to help you out by providing the origin of each name and some prominent examples of each.” Discover that Twilight is oddly overrepresented in the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament

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