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MON 25 SEP 2017
“And if they think we’re going to equip them with helmets or flak jackets, they have another thing coming.” Pay close attention to all announcements from Wen’s office in The End of Ambiguity.
MON 18 SEP 2017
“The moons of Jupiter are also fascinating, but nobody is currently looking at them up close.” Realise that you should totally get up off your continent and Drop In on Some Planets.
MON 11 SEP 2017
“You don’t need to watch any highlights, or look at any photo galleries, or see any studio analysis that explains in detail how and why Mali held Morocco to a goalless draw when just four days earlier they had lost to the very same opponent 6-0.” Blame Prof Ogden Wernstrom for any Enhanced Similarity.
MON 04 SEP 2017
“If you can subtract one number from another number, this pricing game is for you.” Show how edumacated you are as you Hit Me with a Bumped Super Ball.
MON 28 AUG 2017
“At this point, you can make use of a trick that alarmingly few contestants employ.” Find out just how lucky the Lucky Drew Dollars are in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: Clock Game.
MON 21 AUG 2017
“It varies from person to person.” Forget the lunar lander and remember the Top Lines of the World of Tomorrow.
MON 14 AUG 2017
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
MON 07 AUG 2017
“Well, good for you. That’s a real great opportunity for you. Great career move.” Discover the advantages of owning a modern set of encyclopædias in Mila Kunis Sacrifices Gina Rodriguez.
MON 31 JUL 2017
“I wrote it in the margin of this website.” Discover that there was a reason all along for the incoherent football stuff being on the wrong side in Let Us Solve an Unsolved Problem.
MON 24 JUL 2017
“All right! Enough! We don’t care any more! Just wear whatever you want! Leave us alone!” Get too much information in Addition of Editions.
MON 17 JUL 2017
“Hello.” Meet someone who can really make a difference in Schmilblick Patrol: Jaïr Karam.
MON 10 JUL 2017
“Naturally, the press would immediately shorten that to the Trolls.” Help Kristoff find out where Anna’s got to this time in How to Develop Helmetball.
MON 03 JUL 2017
“It has not actually written this definition; it has merely proposed that such a definition should exist.” Feel relieved that we are not discussing the word pornography in The Fair Way to Play Fair.
MON 26 JUN 2017
“Programming languages must come together on this and use elseif.” Solve all problems simultaneously in We Apologise for Any Inconvenience Caused By Our Programming.
MON 19 JUN 2017
“What synchronised swimmer would not want to swim synchronously in the centre of a stadium filled with state of the art luxury boxes?” Conclude that synchronised swimming does not mean what we think it means in Los Angeles Again Asks Why the Olympics are Here.
MON 12 JUN 2017
“Assuming your arteries survive that, you will then have the opportunity to witness world class athletic competitions at world class venues, most of which already exist or are going to exist anyway.” Realise that kale is overrated as Los Angeles Again Welcomes You to the Olympics.
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