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SUN 11 DEC 2005
INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP DRAW
"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 04 DEC 2005
WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW
"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
SUN 16 OCT 2005
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SAMBA FAAL
"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Gambia
SUN 09 OCT 2005
GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE
"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup
SUN 11 SEP 2005
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA
"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup
SUN 19 JUN 2005
HOW TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOUR REFEREE
"But remember, being too kind with your handshake can be just as bad as being too harsh." Learn to bake and shake in How to Shake Hands with Your Referee.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Football, Instructional video
SUN 12 JUN 2005
YOU'LL NEVER BITCH ALONE
"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 01 MAY 2005
THE NON-SPECIAL ONES
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
SUN 03 APR 2005
¿QUIÉNES SON CHIVAS USA?
"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.
SUN 21 NOV 2004
NO WINNERS
"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football
SUN 14 NOV 2004
YAY LAZINESS
"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive
SUN 17 OCT 2004
LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY
"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
SUN 05 SEP 2004
44 IS TOO MANY
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 08 AUG 2004
WHY NOT WHITE?
"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS
SUN 20 JUN 2004
BETTER GET USED TO IT
"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA
SUN 30 MAY 2004
LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD
"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup
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