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22 MATCHES, 22 MOMENTS

"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

INSERT GENERIC 'SHIRTY' JOKE HERE

"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, CAF, Men’s World Cup

FINALLY, SOMETHING TO DO BEFORE THE THIRD PLACE MATCH

"This is a favourite exercise of Honduras coach Bora Milutinovic." Keep your eye on the ball in Finally, Something to Do Before the Third Place Match.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

FIRST OF THE MOHICANS

"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS, UEFA

RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN

"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

PORTUGAL GETS ITS KICKS

"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, UEFA

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

INTERACTION: WOMEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTACLES

"Kick their asses for us! Wooooooooooo! Red power, eh!" Support silly outfits in silly outfits in Interaction: Women's World Cup Spectacles.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

YOU GO CHERYL

"She did have a brief fling with the goalpost, but it just didn't treat her right." Terminate unfulfilling relationships in You Go Cheryl.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Women’s World Cup

LETTER YOUR GAME TODAY

"What do you mean you punched your own kidney?" Make violence the answer in Letter Your Game Today.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

LET'S PLAY ZERO

"Come on everyone. You know where we're going with this." Interact in unsurprising fashion in Let's Play Zero.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

FRIENDLY FOÉ

"The Indomitable Lions will wear Foé's name proudly on their shirts." Like someone whose silence was telling in Friendly Foé.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Cameroon, Obituary

THE FRENCH SEAL OF APPROVAL

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS

CATCHING UP WITH THE JEFFERSON

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, FIFA, Prediction

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Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, UEFA

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