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MON 22 SEP 2014
EUROPEAN FOOTBALL: ARRRGH!
“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, UEFA
MON 01 SEP 2014
GREEN AND FRIENDS
“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms
MON 04 AUG 2014
INTERACTION: DECONSTRUCTING MIKE
“In fact, I’m shocked that more teams don’t have economics taught to their players in house.” Discover if anyone... anyone... wants to learn the importance of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in Interaction: Deconstructing Mike.
Keywords: Novelty, Sport, Interaction, Football, MLS
MON 21 JUL 2014
ELEVEN GOALKEEPERS WITH IMMOBILE FROS
“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 14 JUL 2014
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR WELCOME
“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 07 JUL 2014
EVERYONE MUST GO
“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 30 JUN 2014
AND DID THOSE TEETH
“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 09 JUN 2014
UNNECESSARILY DAMAGING
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 02 JUN 2014
HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE
“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 12 MAY 2014
OUTWARD MOVEMENT
“Go back to your novels, Brucie.” Eagerly anticipate the publication of Holding Midfielder! in Outward Movement.
MON 16 DEC 2013
HOW TO RESET THE DOMESTIC CALENDAR
“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.
MON 09 DEC 2013
DROPPING THE BALL
“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 02 DEC 2013
DO THE DRAW
“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 28 OCT 2013
ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET
“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.
MON 14 OCT 2013
MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS
“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.
Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 23 SEP 2013
HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR
“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
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