WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 06 OCT 2014
“You deserve better, and we are going to give you better.” Discover just how far we have to climb in Improving Upon Worst.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 18 AUG 2014
“Back already? How was India?” Determine which of many head nods best applies to Reduction in Complexity.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 14 JUL 2014
“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 26 MAY 2014
“Telling people what is happening in the world and giving them context in order to help them understand things and make informed decisions is so 20th century.” Find out that we are late to the party in Decisions Are Being Made Rapidly.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 28 APR 2014
“Join us for a moment as we talk about sport.” Join us for a moment as we talk about sport, and then go away the next moment as we cease talking about sport, in Come Right In, Magic.
MON 10 MAR 2014
“But what if you want to know what is really happening in the region?” Resign yourself to finding out only what Vladimir Putin wants you to know in The Bias of Reality.
MON 13 JAN 2014
“At least, he would if you cared about people who are not you.” See what happens to people who make the dangerous mistake of not being you in Questions to Be Addressed.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 09 DEC 2013
“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 21 OCT 2013
“Oh, fuck you, Congress.” Discover that our take on the situation is not really all that unique in US Government Existence Still a Thing.
MON 09 SEP 2013
“From the crust to the core, you’ll be the first to know about the latest on Earth’s magnetic field, its metallic core – both the liquid and solid layers – and all of the tectonic plates.” Discover who will be our Mohorovičić correspondent in Geocentric Coverage.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 08 JUL 2013
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 06 MAY 2013
“Go visit a site that you do have the right to visit.” Discover why nobody cares how many Harlem Shake videos you watch in No Longer Time to Go Woot About Liquid Helium.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 25 FEB 2013
“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.
MON 31 DEC 2012
“We here at GoobNet are still hard at work on our machine that makes things stop happening, but with little to no success so far.” Experience our regret at our inability to make One Direction stop happening in Kitchen Prognosticational.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 12 NOV 2012
“Other than ‘everyone should vote’, ‘everyone and their mother should vote’, and ‘seriously, get your sorry ass out there and vote’, there are not many lessons.” See whose mothers’ sorry asses failed to vote in Meticulous Mathematical Analysis of This Week’s Results.
MON 24 SEP 2012
“We have still been unsuccessful in launching our 24 hour sports news network, for reasons that will forever be a mystery to us.” Determine whether Commissioner Dole is available on such short notice in Flags That We Will Pick Up.
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