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MON 05 AUG 2013
HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 22 JUL 2013
WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil
MON 08 JUL 2013
MESSI AND ENEMIES
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 27 MAY 2013
WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE
“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, NBA
MON 20 MAY 2013
THE DEFINITIVE BASEBALL MASCOT EVALUATION
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 29 APR 2013
MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS
MON 25 MAR 2013
BRACKET BEFUDDLEMENT
“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball
MON 18 MAR 2013
2013 GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP
“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football
MON 25 FEB 2013
FIND OUT IF NOBODY BEATS ‘WIZ’
“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.
MON 18 FEB 2013
RESPECT AND SUPPORT
“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Propaganda, Football
MON 28 JAN 2013
FACILITIES THAT FACILITATE FOOTBALL
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 21 JAN 2013
LACK OF HONESTY DOES NOT STUMP EDVARD
“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
MON 07 JAN 2013
ICE HOCKEY DECLINES ITS DAY IN THE SUN
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL, Sport uniforms
MON 24 DEC 2012
THE GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL DERBY QUIZ
“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive
MON 10 DEC 2012
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: MICHEL PLATINI
“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.
Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football
MON 26 NOV 2012
WHEREIN THE GOOBNET SPEED CONSIDERS THE FUTURE OF DAVE BECKHAM
“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.
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