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UNNECESSARILY DAMAGING

“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms

HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE

“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

OUTWARD MOVEMENT

“Go back to your novels, Brucie.” Eagerly anticipate the publication of Holding Midfielder! in Outward Movement.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

STRIKES

“But sport is not a capitalist society.” Come to the conclusion that everything you know is wrong in Strikes.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Basketball, NBA

COME RIGHT IN, MAGIC

“Join us for a moment as we talk about sport.” Join us for a moment as we talk about sport, and then go away the next moment as we cease talking about sport, in Come Right In, Magic.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT

CHEETAHS, VIOLINS, AND SANDWICHES

“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee

PRESENTED BY LAZINESS

“Some people skate around in circles.” See who can get nowhere fast in Presented By Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ROGER GOODELL

“Well, I was already going to do all that anyway.” Plan your participation correctly in Schmilblick Patrol: Roger Goodell.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football, NFL

THANK YOU FOR SACKING

“Got it!” Understand what the picture is telling you in Thank You for Sacking.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

BECAUSE HELMETBALL IS NOT NEARLY SILLY ENOUGH

“Note that it is theoretically possible that there will not be enough bowl games to go around.” Ensure that Nassau has a chance to participate in Because Helmetball Is Not Nearly Silly Enough.

Keywords: Sport, Support, American football

HOW TO RESET THE DOMESTIC CALENDAR

“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, ITSAWFUL

DROPPING THE BALL

“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup

DO THE DRAW

“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET

“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, MLS

MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS

“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup

HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR

“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

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