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|21||Women’s World Cup|
MON 02 NOV 2015
“Way to go.” Agree with everything that Mr Goober says in A Triumphant Return to Scotland.
MON 28 SEP 2015
“This time slot is used only twice this year.” Find out how many more things can be made gold in GoobNet Welcomes You to the Following Presentation of the National Football League.
MON 07 SEP 2015
“The mere fact that they are called ‘television timeouts’ is a clear admission that there is no competitive reason for them to exist.” Demand the introduction of milk and cookie breaks whilst singing Hail to the Reformers.
MON 17 AUG 2015
“The group phase began in June.” Be late to the party in Something to Be Absolutely Certain Of.
MON 03 AUG 2015
“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.
MON 13 JUL 2015
“You will no doubt recall our first special on the arrests, titled ‘Beneath the Sheets with Arrested FIFA Officials’.” Don’t get too close to José Maria Marin in United Passions for Money.
MON 06 JUL 2015
“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.
MON 29 JUN 2015
“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.
MON 22 JUN 2015
“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.
MON 15 JUN 2015
“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.
MON 08 JUN 2015
“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.
MON 01 JUN 2015
“Footballers are people, not property.” Follow the lead of President Foudy as you discover How to Restore Pride in Football.
MON 25 MAY 2015
“And of course, thank you to our musical guests Green Day, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis Costello for helping show us all just how much of an embarrassment Sepp Blatter really is.” Be disappointed that Adele and Norah Jones were unavailable for Schmilblick Patrol: Luís Figo.
MON 11 MAY 2015
“Where will it end?” Discover whether “face down in a ditch with no pants” can be an acceptable response to the Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition.
MON 20 APR 2015
“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.
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