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US GOVERNMENT EXISTENCE STILL A THING

“Oh, fuck you, Congress.” Discover that our take on the situation is not really all that unique in US Government Existence Still a Thing.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPLUT

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 4 COMPLETE

“So, now that our high speed rail network is complete, we urge you to take advantage of it by travelling all throughout the United States.” Take advantage of our complete high speed rail network by travelling all throughout the United States in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 4 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR

“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 3 COMPLETE

“You may, however, need your taxpayers’ permission.” See why they’re still pretty darn sad in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 3 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

GEOCENTRIC COVERAGE

“From the crust to the core, you’ll be the first to know about the latest on Earth’s magnetic field, its metallic core – both the liquid and solid layers – and all of the tectonic plates.” Discover who will be our Mohorovičić correspondent in Geocentric Coverage.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 2 COMPLETE

“Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase.” Realise that the little N does not mean nowhere in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 1 COMPLETE

“Elon, we will be pleased to do it for you.” Determine whether we should ever be allowed near the Dragon capsule in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 1 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR

“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH

“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil

MESSI AND ENEMIES

“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football

AN IMPORTANT UPGRADE

“We felt that this made the rent rules needlessly complex.” Know where to land in An Important Upgrade.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Space, Board games

THE GOOBNET SPEED EXPLORES HEALTH INSURANCE ON WEST EGG

“Because they’re run by rich fuckers who can’t fucking relate to the rest of us.” Determine why either Sacramento or Seattle is going to be very sad in a few weeks in The GoobNet SPEED Explores Health Insurance on West Egg.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Literature

NO LONGER TIME TO GO WOOT ABOUT LIQUID HELIUM

“Go visit a site that you do have the right to visit.” Discover why nobody cares how many Harlem Shake videos you watch in No Longer Time to Go Woot About Liquid Helium.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED

“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS

SEQUESTERIFFIC

“Why are we liquidating our orderlies?” See what you can save, when you can save it, in Sequesteriffic.

Keywords: Politics, Support, United States

FIND OUT IF NOBODY BEATS ‘WIZ’

“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, MLS

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