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MON 21 OCT 2013
“Oh, fuck you, Congress.” Discover that our take on the situation is not really all that unique in US Government Existence Still a Thing.
MON 07 OCT 2013
“So, now that our high speed rail network is complete, we urge you to take advantage of it by travelling all throughout the United States.” Take advantage of our complete high speed rail network by travelling all throughout the United States in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 4 Complete.
MON 23 SEP 2013
“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.
MON 16 SEP 2013
“You may, however, need your taxpayers’ permission.” See why they’re still pretty darn sad in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 3 Complete.
MON 09 SEP 2013
“From the crust to the core, you’ll be the first to know about the latest on Earth’s magnetic field, its metallic core – both the liquid and solid layers – and all of the tectonic plates.” Discover who will be our Mohorovičić correspondent in Geocentric Coverage.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 26 AUG 2013
“Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase.” Realise that the little N does not mean nowhere in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 Complete.
MON 19 AUG 2013
“Elon, we will be pleased to do it for you.” Determine whether we should ever be allowed near the Dragon capsule in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 1 Complete.
MON 05 AUG 2013
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
MON 22 JUL 2013
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
MON 08 JUL 2013
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 01 JUL 2013
“We felt that this made the rent rules needlessly complex.” Know where to land in An Important Upgrade.
MON 13 MAY 2013
“Because they’re run by rich fuckers who can’t fucking relate to the rest of us.” Determine why either Sacramento or Seattle is going to be very sad in a few weeks in The GoobNet SPEED Explores Health Insurance on West Egg.
MON 06 MAY 2013
“Go visit a site that you do have the right to visit.” Discover why nobody cares how many Harlem Shake videos you watch in No Longer Time to Go Woot About Liquid Helium.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 29 APR 2013
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
MON 04 MAR 2013
“Why are we liquidating our orderlies?” See what you can save, when you can save it, in Sequesteriffic.
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