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OF INVERSIONS AND EXPLOSIONS

"The Lakers came back to win, causing Shaquille O'Neal to call Henderson the 'Big Inadvertent'." Enjoy large silly names from large silly people in Of Inversions and Explosions.

Keywords: Sport, Variety

SPOT THE PLANET

"Ask them to go to, say, 28978 Ixion instead of Pluto, and they'd say something along the lines of: 'No. Shut up.'" Have minor planet proposals shot down in Spot the Planet.

Keywords: Space, Variety

ONE WEEK OF SOLID PAIN

"'Shandi, we are going to get contacts for you.' Nooooooooooooooooo!" Disagree with reality in One Week of Solid Pain.

Keywords: Variety

FIRST OF THE MOHICANS

"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS, UEFA

RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN

"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

URINE JOKES? YOU GOT IT

"I'm sorry, but when we're talking about cute spoiled daughters who are next in line to the family fortune, all I can say is: G'uh!" Bust out the pink sweatsuits in Urine Jokes? You Got It.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

MAGIC GUACAMOLE

"Man, I'm always the Danish tour guide leading a tour that goes horribly wrong." Repeat the circumstance of introductory anomalies in Magic Guacamole.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

ALL TOGETHER NOW

"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.

Keywords: Space, Variety

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

LETTER YOUR GAME TODAY

"What do you mean you punched your own kidney?" Make violence the answer in Letter Your Game Today.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

SELECT YOUR IRONY

Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FLAG

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

CATCHING UP WITH THE JEFFERSON

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, FIFA, Prediction

OPERATION ENDURING RESENTMENT

Keywords: Politics, Variety, Intercepted document

A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

Keywords: Variety, Obituary

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