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THE MOMENT ARRIVES

“We are pleased to announce our first Meteor of the Year winner since 1987, when we recognised the meteor from Maniac Mansion.” Don’t be a tuna head in The Moment Arrives.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

GAZE INTO THE FUTURE AND STUMP EDVARD

“Americans need to amend their constitution to codify their right to privacy.” Don’t be shocked that we totally know about that one thing you did with that one guy in Gaze Into the Future and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

BECAUSE HELMETBALL IS NOT NEARLY SILLY ENOUGH

“Note that it is theoretically possible that there will not be enough bowl games to go around.” Ensure that Nassau has a chance to participate in Because Helmetball Is Not Nearly Silly Enough.

Keywords: Sport, Support, American football

HOW TO RESET THE DOMESTIC CALENDAR

“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, ITSAWFUL

DROPPING THE BALL

“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup

DO THE DRAW

“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

TOP LINES OF THE WHONIVERSE

“I just wanted to say... hello.” Wish really hard for another fifty years in Top Lines of the Whoniverse.

Keywords: Variety, Doctor Who

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON HONOURED AS FIRST SCIENTIST LAUREATE

“We are sure that he will be extraordinarily successful in this role.” Be prepared to follow his every move in Neil deGrasse Tyson Honoured as First Scientist Laureate.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

TOP VILLAINS OF THE WHONIVERSE

“Spoilers!” Observe the clock going tick tock in Top Villains of the Whoniverse.

Keywords: Variety, Doctor Who

FASTEST FINGER FEST: WATERS OF EARTH EDITION

“Whether fresh or salt, shallow or deep, estuarial or alluvial, water is very important on Earth.” Find out whether you can distinguish the Sulu Sea from the Savu Sea in Fastest Finger Fest: Waters of Earth Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Hydrography

ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET

“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, MLS

US GOVERNMENT EXISTENCE STILL A THING

“Oh, fuck you, Congress.” Discover that our take on the situation is not really all that unique in US Government Existence Still a Thing.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPLUT

MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS

“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 4 COMPLETE

“So, now that our high speed rail network is complete, we urge you to take advantage of it by travelling all throughout the United States.” Take advantage of our complete high speed rail network by travelling all throughout the United States in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 4 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

APPEALING TO LACK OF AUTHORITY

“Therefore she won’t like Tim Tams.” Discover the many unpleasant things that could happen to someone who stands between Amber Lynn and the Tim Tams in Appealing to Lack of Authority.

Keywords: Variety, Logic

HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR

“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

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